Kayla
@lavenderbrarian.bsky.social
Reader, academic librarian: e-resources management and collections; publishing and schol com. I will likely post about wine, cheese, and terrible television. Personal account, I do not represent my employer here. she/her
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Kayla
@lavenderbrarian.bsky.social
· Aug 15
Y’all, I think I need some mozzarella sticks to take the edge off.
I understand why the Golden Girls had so many late night scenes around the kitchen table now.
They were all up at 3 or 4 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep.
My mistake was not buying enough cheesecakes.
I see that now.
They were all up at 3 or 4 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep.
My mistake was not buying enough cheesecakes.
I see that now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I understand why the Golden Girls had so many late night scenes around the kitchen table now.
They were all up at 3 or 4 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep.
My mistake was not buying enough cheesecakes.
I see that now.
They were all up at 3 or 4 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep.
My mistake was not buying enough cheesecakes.
I see that now.
As is sometimes the case during a busy week, my brain is a pile of mush on this Friday afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As is sometimes the case during a busy week, my brain is a pile of mush on this Friday afternoon.
How can I be a good colleague/good supervisor today?
Maybe something small will still be a big help and I will try.
Maybe something small will still be a big help and I will try.
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
How can I be a good colleague/good supervisor today?
Maybe something small will still be a big help and I will try.
Maybe something small will still be a big help and I will try.
Me: Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solution?
Also me: I'm going to be the whole problem!
Me: No, that's not what we talked about...
Also me: I'm going to be the whole problem!
Me: No, that's not what we talked about...
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me: Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solution?
Also me: I'm going to be the whole problem!
Me: No, that's not what we talked about...
Also me: I'm going to be the whole problem!
Me: No, that's not what we talked about...
After fussing with the report for an hour, I've submitted it.
I'm sure I made mistakes.
[cries in Concur, and itemized hotel bill that changes daily]
I'm sure I made mistakes.
[cries in Concur, and itemized hotel bill that changes daily]
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
After fussing with the report for an hour, I've submitted it.
I'm sure I made mistakes.
[cries in Concur, and itemized hotel bill that changes daily]
I'm sure I made mistakes.
[cries in Concur, and itemized hotel bill that changes daily]
Reposted by Kayla
Thinking about going to work tomorrow like
a man from schitt 's creek says " i 'm feeling this "
Alt: a man from schitt 's creek says " i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread”
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thinking about going to work tomorrow like
Reposted by Kayla
My landlord fixed the toilet and put in a new fire alarm.
The toilet flushes really aggressively now but at least it’s quiet, not leaking.
The toilet flushes really aggressively now but at least it’s quiet, not leaking.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My landlord fixed the toilet and put in a new fire alarm.
The toilet flushes really aggressively now but at least it’s quiet, not leaking.
The toilet flushes really aggressively now but at least it’s quiet, not leaking.
🎶when will my reflection show who I am insiiide 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎶when will my reflection show who I am insiiide 🎶
I’m ordering a pizza because everything is hard.
a woman is laying on a bed next to a pizza box that says " i love you "
Alt: a woman is laying on a bed next to a pizza box that says " i love you "
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m ordering a pizza because everything is hard.
Someone please unload (and then re-load) the dishwasher for me), I have already gotten in bed and cannot.
Also it is too cold.
Also it is too cold.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Someone please unload (and then re-load) the dishwasher for me), I have already gotten in bed and cannot.
Also it is too cold.
Also it is too cold.
I went home for lunch and I really don't want to go back.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I went home for lunch and I really don't want to go back.
Boyfriend and I will now watch a Star War (A New Hope)
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Boyfriend and I will now watch a Star War (A New Hope)
[Boyfriend went to pick up something, I decided to stay in the car]
Him: I’ll leave some music on for you…some easy listening.
Me: 👀🤭 so I’m that age where people think I need easy listening only?
Him: I’ll leave some music on for you…some easy listening.
Me: 👀🤭 so I’m that age where people think I need easy listening only?
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
[Boyfriend went to pick up something, I decided to stay in the car]
Him: I’ll leave some music on for you…some easy listening.
Me: 👀🤭 so I’m that age where people think I need easy listening only?
Him: I’ll leave some music on for you…some easy listening.
Me: 👀🤭 so I’m that age where people think I need easy listening only?
I saw it in the theaters, now I’m going to rewatch the Materialists.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I saw it in the theaters, now I’m going to rewatch the Materialists.
Oh my, does someone want to unpack my suitcase for me?
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh my, does someone want to unpack my suitcase for me?
I’m not going back to sleep but I’m getting back into bed with my laptop
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m not going back to sleep but I’m getting back into bed with my laptop
Post-conference blues. It’s always a whirlwind of sessions and meetings. I get to see my favorite people for such a condensed period of time and then it’s over. [sniffles]
a pikachu with tears in his eyes and the words come back below him
Alt: a pikachu with tears in his eyes and the words come back below him
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Post-conference blues. It’s always a whirlwind of sessions and meetings. I get to see my favorite people for such a condensed period of time and then it’s over. [sniffles]
There is nothing on my calendar today. That feels nice.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There is nothing on my calendar today. That feels nice.
My estimation that I’d get home at 1am was so close to being on the nose, 1:02.
Now I’m going to do a bed flop. Goodnight
Now I’m going to do a bed flop. Goodnight
a girl is standing next to a bed with a broom on it .
Alt: From the movie Kiki’s Delivery Service: a girl is standing next to a bed with a broom next to it. She flops on the bed.
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My estimation that I’d get home at 1am was so close to being on the nose, 1:02.
Now I’m going to do a bed flop. Goodnight
Now I’m going to do a bed flop. Goodnight
This lady gave me a dirty look when I sat down at the gate just now. I stared at her until she fake smiled at me.
Yeah that’s what I thought.
Yeah that’s what I thought.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This lady gave me a dirty look when I sat down at the gate just now. I stared at her until she fake smiled at me.
Yeah that’s what I thought.
Yeah that’s what I thought.
🎶Maybe we’ll have some fucking pie and we’ll do some caroling 🎶
They’re playing Xmas music at the Miami airport. It’s funny misheard lyric time for holiday tunes again.
Why am I in Miami when I’m coming from Charleston and going to New Orleans? I don’t know, wild connections.
They’re playing Xmas music at the Miami airport. It’s funny misheard lyric time for holiday tunes again.
Why am I in Miami when I’m coming from Charleston and going to New Orleans? I don’t know, wild connections.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
🎶Maybe we’ll have some fucking pie and we’ll do some caroling 🎶
They’re playing Xmas music at the Miami airport. It’s funny misheard lyric time for holiday tunes again.
Why am I in Miami when I’m coming from Charleston and going to New Orleans? I don’t know, wild connections.
They’re playing Xmas music at the Miami airport. It’s funny misheard lyric time for holiday tunes again.
Why am I in Miami when I’m coming from Charleston and going to New Orleans? I don’t know, wild connections.
Please sit down so we can go.
Tight connections after this flight y’all.
Tight connections after this flight y’all.
a purple stuffed animal with a big orange beak is sitting on a couch
Alt: Telly, a purple muppet from Sesame Street, is stressed. He covers his mouth and looks around worriedly
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Please sit down so we can go.
Tight connections after this flight y’all.
Tight connections after this flight y’all.
This guy next to me was on his phone complaining about the lady making announcements.
Him: hold on a second, this lady is running her mouth
Jfc dude, she works here. She’s announcing that a flight is boarding.
What is wrong with some people?
Him: hold on a second, this lady is running her mouth
Jfc dude, she works here. She’s announcing that a flight is boarding.
What is wrong with some people?
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This guy next to me was on his phone complaining about the lady making announcements.
Him: hold on a second, this lady is running her mouth
Jfc dude, she works here. She’s announcing that a flight is boarding.
What is wrong with some people?
Him: hold on a second, this lady is running her mouth
Jfc dude, she works here. She’s announcing that a flight is boarding.
What is wrong with some people?