Kayla
@lavenderbrarian.bsky.social
Reader, academic librarian: e-resources management and collections; publishing and schol com. I will likely post about wine, cheese, and terrible television. Personal account, I do not represent my employer here. she/her
What is my horror movie role?
Yeah, I’ve always said I would not be the final girl. I’m too ridiculous and clumsy. I’d get locked in the laundry room with no pants. I’d get murdered trying to escape through the window cuz my boobs (or butt) won’t fit.
Doomed.
Yeah, I’ve always said I would not be the final girl. I’m too ridiculous and clumsy. I’d get locked in the laundry room with no pants. I’d get murdered trying to escape through the window cuz my boobs (or butt) won’t fit.
Doomed.
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What is my horror movie role?
Yeah, I’ve always said I would not be the final girl. I’m too ridiculous and clumsy. I’d get locked in the laundry room with no pants. I’d get murdered trying to escape through the window cuz my boobs (or butt) won’t fit.
Doomed.
Yeah, I’ve always said I would not be the final girl. I’m too ridiculous and clumsy. I’d get locked in the laundry room with no pants. I’d get murdered trying to escape through the window cuz my boobs (or butt) won’t fit.
Doomed.
I’m sad to tell you that Mom’s dog Bosco is no longer with us.
He was a sweet dog, loved observing the neighborhood through the window (and sometimes napping at that window). He had a nice long life with Mom.
He was a sweet dog, loved observing the neighborhood through the window (and sometimes napping at that window). He had a nice long life with Mom.
October 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m sad to tell you that Mom’s dog Bosco is no longer with us.
He was a sweet dog, loved observing the neighborhood through the window (and sometimes napping at that window). He had a nice long life with Mom.
He was a sweet dog, loved observing the neighborhood through the window (and sometimes napping at that window). He had a nice long life with Mom.
Already stained with this morning’s brew
September 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Already stained with this morning’s brew
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.
I love Drive Away Dolls so much and while I have my theories about why it has such a low score, I think it’s ridiculous
I love Drive Away Dolls so much and while I have my theories about why it has such a low score, I think it’s ridiculous
September 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.
I love Drive Away Dolls so much and while I have my theories about why it has such a low score, I think it’s ridiculous
I love Drive Away Dolls so much and while I have my theories about why it has such a low score, I think it’s ridiculous
I had some mozzarella sticks to take the edge off
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I had some mozzarella sticks to take the edge off
My mug for the morning, as requested. Very on brand.
August 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My mug for the morning, as requested. Very on brand.
Oh yeah, a little vacuum would be fine. I have a small apartment with wood floors and it picks up the dust bunnies. Here’s what mine looks like. My only qualm with it is that the head swivels almost too much.
August 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh yeah, a little vacuum would be fine. I have a small apartment with wood floors and it picks up the dust bunnies. Here’s what mine looks like. My only qualm with it is that the head swivels almost too much.
p.s. self care today was mozzarella sticks
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
p.s. self care today was mozzarella sticks
Only silly vibes allowed for the rest of the weekend. Dance parties encouraged. Happy Pride!
June 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Only silly vibes allowed for the rest of the weekend. Dance parties encouraged. Happy Pride!
Plane reading: Neko Case’s memoir
June 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Plane reading: Neko Case’s memoir