Best part of being dead is not having to go to work anymore but you can't really enjoy it due to being dead. They should invent a way you can be alive and not have to work

Why do you post on a public forum if you don't want me to annoy you? Why do you do that. Why do you go outside if you don't want me to hit you with my car

The Palestinian-US boy killed in Chicago by his Islamophobic, racist landlord was named Wadea al-Fayoume. He and his mother were stabbed over 3 dozen times. This, in a country where pro-Palestine protesters are arrested, supporting Palestine is treated as criminal, & Islamophobia is mainstream.

The Senate's dress code should be those Nascar driving suits where you can see everyone who gave buddy money

Best story I've read this year