Laurian
@laurianw.bsky.social
Older Wasicu man living on the far southern reach of the Salish Sea. Progressive Democrat. Siberian Husky Dad.
Welcome to a new kind of tension
Welcome to a new kind of tension
If the Soviet Union was a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, then the current United States is a parade of squirrels, hopped up on meth, inside a circle jerk.
-Michael Ian Black
-Michael Ian Black
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If the Soviet Union was a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, then the current United States is a parade of squirrels, hopped up on meth, inside a circle jerk.
-Michael Ian Black
-Michael Ian Black
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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The CIA recruited a 15 year old kid in Afghanistan, coerced him into joining a death squad and trained him to terrorize his neighbors.
Yesterday he shot two soldiers in DC and they want to blame immigration.
Yesterday he shot two soldiers in DC and they want to blame immigration.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The CIA recruited a 15 year old kid in Afghanistan, coerced him into joining a death squad and trained him to terrorize his neighbors.
Yesterday he shot two soldiers in DC and they want to blame immigration.
Yesterday he shot two soldiers in DC and they want to blame immigration.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
No one is safe
Do NOT F with Marilyn Whirlwind from #NorthernExposure These ICE atrocities are so shameful. History will reflect so poorly on the terrible people carrying this out.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
No one is safe
Ouroboros
42=6x7
Coincidence? I think NOT
Coincidence? I think NOT
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ouroboros
Jesus Christ MSM, take the Nazi Pig dick out of your mouth.
Two weekend warriors are dead b/c tRump wanted an excuse to start killing civilians you fckers are greasing him up him.
65 DC citizens have been murdered since tRump took over but it's two deaths that get you all worried about murder?
Two weekend warriors are dead b/c tRump wanted an excuse to start killing civilians you fckers are greasing him up him.
65 DC citizens have been murdered since tRump took over but it's two deaths that get you all worried about murder?
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Jesus Christ MSM, take the Nazi Pig dick out of your mouth.
Two weekend warriors are dead b/c tRump wanted an excuse to start killing civilians you fckers are greasing him up him.
65 DC citizens have been murdered since tRump took over but it's two deaths that get you all worried about murder?
Two weekend warriors are dead b/c tRump wanted an excuse to start killing civilians you fckers are greasing him up him.
65 DC citizens have been murdered since tRump took over but it's two deaths that get you all worried about murder?
The Guard soldiers shot are victims of tRump's War On Americans
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Guard soldiers shot are victims of tRump's War On Americans
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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tRump has a new best friend and he's a dark skinned commie immigrant.
MAGA is gonna freak
MAGA is gonna freak
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
tRump has a new best friend and he's a dark skinned commie immigrant.
MAGA is gonna freak
MAGA is gonna freak
527 to 1 Congress sends the Epstein bill to tRump.
See he CAN be impeached, convicted and removed from office
See he CAN be impeached, convicted and removed from office
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
527 to 1 Congress sends the Epstein bill to tRump.
See he CAN be impeached, convicted and removed from office
See he CAN be impeached, convicted and removed from office
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again, the takeaway is not "MTG is good now". It's "MTG really wants to distnace herself from trump because she thinks he's doomed"
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
again, the takeaway is not "MTG is good now". It's "MTG really wants to distnace herself from trump because she thinks he's doomed"
I suspect everyone wailing & moaning 'Dems folded, punish them!' havn't been scrambling for weeks to feed their children b/c SNAP bennies were halted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I suspect everyone wailing & moaning 'Dems folded, punish them!' havn't been scrambling for weeks to feed their children b/c SNAP bennies were halted.
Seahawks vs Cardinals today
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Seahawks vs Cardinals today
tRump's Merry Gang of Goons is starving millions of children so they can take away affordable healthcare from everyone who isn't a millionaire.
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
tRump's Merry Gang of Goons is starving millions of children so they can take away affordable healthcare from everyone who isn't a millionaire.
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NO FOOD FOR YOU
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
NO FOOD FOR YOU
So SCOTUS sez hungry children is AOK
A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So SCOTUS sez hungry children is AOK
A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal
From Ex-CIA Spook to Demo Socialist to schoolboard members the unifying theme of last night's elections was not the economy. It is America's vibrant hatred for tRump.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
From Ex-CIA Spook to Demo Socialist to schoolboard members the unifying theme of last night's elections was not the economy. It is America's vibrant hatred for tRump.
For a Party nobody likes Democratic candidates sure pounded the shit out of anyone stupid enough to run against them.
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
For a Party nobody likes Democratic candidates sure pounded the shit out of anyone stupid enough to run against them.
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
Watched the 1st episode of Firefly.
Good Lord what a pile of lazy soft porn Colonialist tropes.
Good Lord what a pile of lazy soft porn Colonialist tropes.
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Watched the 1st episode of Firefly.
Good Lord what a pile of lazy soft porn Colonialist tropes.
Good Lord what a pile of lazy soft porn Colonialist tropes.
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Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
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You will not find a sadder post on the internet today.
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You will not find a sadder post on the internet today.