laurenthetical
@laurenthetical.bsky.social
made of dumb
autistic, unschooling, anarchism
autistic, unschooling, anarchism
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bf who calmly and clinically drowns me in his bathtub
February 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
bf who calmly and clinically drowns me in his bathtub
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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i know all about riboflavin
September 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM
i know all about riboflavin
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Libra: Following your passion may require sacrifice. I bet you’re expecting a twist involving ritual slaughter or some such thing. No, silly. It’s just wheat. You have to give up wheat. It’s going to kill you Sept 3, 2043.
August 4, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Libra: Following your passion may require sacrifice. I bet you’re expecting a twist involving ritual slaughter or some such thing. No, silly. It’s just wheat. You have to give up wheat. It’s going to kill you Sept 3, 2043.
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Libra: Your natural selfishness will play to your advantage today when you spot a donut in the hands of a child you could easily overpower.
August 6, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Libra: Your natural selfishness will play to your advantage today when you spot a donut in the hands of a child you could easily overpower.
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Which wine pairs best with the pain of being alive
August 7, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Which wine pairs best with the pain of being alive
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Finding out you have "co-morbid" conditions would be cool if it meant "you're a zombie AND a vampire" but instead it usually just means that you get anxiety AND depression.
August 8, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Finding out you have "co-morbid" conditions would be cool if it meant "you're a zombie AND a vampire" but instead it usually just means that you get anxiety AND depression.
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if she’s Your girl why is she haunting My cornfield
July 29, 2023 at 7:50 PM
if she’s Your girl why is she haunting My cornfield
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The Bluesky experience.
im actually not being rendered anytime you're not looking at me
August 6, 2023 at 7:39 PM
The Bluesky experience.
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Good morning BlueSky, my dahlias are finally starting to pop
August 6, 2023 at 7:00 AM
Good morning BlueSky, my dahlias are finally starting to pop
omg someone in a VC asked me what my talents and passions are
and i panicked
said "uhhh i don't have any"
and then there was lots of awkward silence
and i panicked again
and left
HAHAHA.
Oh i am sooooo SMOOTH.
and i panicked
said "uhhh i don't have any"
and then there was lots of awkward silence
and i panicked again
and left
HAHAHA.
Oh i am sooooo SMOOTH.
August 6, 2023 at 2:47 AM
omg someone in a VC asked me what my talents and passions are
and i panicked
said "uhhh i don't have any"
and then there was lots of awkward silence
and i panicked again
and left
HAHAHA.
Oh i am sooooo SMOOTH.
and i panicked
said "uhhh i don't have any"
and then there was lots of awkward silence
and i panicked again
and left
HAHAHA.
Oh i am sooooo SMOOTH.
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Shout out to the original flavored protein water: Kool Aid that a bug fell into.
August 5, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Shout out to the original flavored protein water: Kool Aid that a bug fell into.
person: my cat can do no wrong... except when he licks his brother's asshole
me: same
person: what
me: what
me: same
person: what
me: what
August 5, 2023 at 4:50 AM
person: my cat can do no wrong... except when he licks his brother's asshole
me: same
person: what
me: what
me: same
person: what
me: what
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wild that i look this good after a rough day tbh ⏳🍑
August 5, 2023 at 1:25 AM
wild that i look this good after a rough day tbh ⏳🍑
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Did someone say Fae Friday!? ✨
August 5, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Did someone say Fae Friday!? ✨
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You are fantastic. You are a chimney pot hat populated by desert long-eared bats. You are an anthropomorphic spork standing atop Mount Everest, warbling to the moon. You are a musical based on Halloween III. You are a homemade tortilla blessed by a hundred scintillating witches.
August 3, 2023 at 5:00 AM
You are fantastic. You are a chimney pot hat populated by desert long-eared bats. You are an anthropomorphic spork standing atop Mount Everest, warbling to the moon. You are a musical based on Halloween III. You are a homemade tortilla blessed by a hundred scintillating witches.
I haven't seen any horny stuff yet. Where is the good stuff hiding? 😆
August 3, 2023 at 5:02 AM
I haven't seen any horny stuff yet. Where is the good stuff hiding? 😆
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i made a playlist of 90s alternative songs. not the *best* of the decade, but a snapshot of the times https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7r3lPpEmnYBkOpEcs3N3zU?si=e85d5798500547e7
put my tender playlist in a blender
put my tender playlist in a blender · Playlist · 47 songs · 21 likes
open.spotify.com
July 7, 2023 at 2:56 PM
i made a playlist of 90s alternative songs. not the *best* of the decade, but a snapshot of the times https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7r3lPpEmnYBkOpEcs3N3zU?si=e85d5798500547e7
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Well said man
it’s a lovely evening to put your tender heart in a blender, watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
July 27, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Well said man
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Playing the most dangerous game (airdropping tentacle erotica between devices)
August 3, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Playing the most dangerous game (airdropping tentacle erotica between devices)