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Lauren Kiley
@laurenkiley.bsky.social
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Fetish Performer and Secretary of Smut and self defense

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February 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Ominous bird valentines.
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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A HYDRATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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I would really appreciate being able to send pics in my DMs right about now
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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It’s puppy bowl time!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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I’m finally going to start a spreadsheet of notes for why I blocked or unfollowed people
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Equating decriminalizing prostitution and eliminating age of consent laws under the same banner of “sex radicals” is a choice I vehemently disagree with
Screenshot of Moira Donegan post: For what it’s worth, some of the same ideas now emerging from Epstein’s rightwing defenders—that sex buying should be legal, that age of consent laws are oppressive to healthy adult sexuality, etc—have also been advanced on the left by sex radicals.
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Half my friendship with @laurenkiley.bsky.social is just her texting me silly things about Florida that sound fake but are somehow very real, like iguanas falling from the sky because it's cold or peacock vasectomy programs.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Apparently this was my week to complain about shitty men with prestigious literary careers over here. I’ll try to focus more on boobs and feet next week I promise
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Re: last repost

Stephen fucking Elliott was a known problem among sex workers for years and calling him a “shitty man in media” is frankly generous.
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Sleeping topless with two blankets > long sleeve PJ shirt with one blanket
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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neil gaiman has a new book coming out so expect to hear him clicking his mandibles together and deflecting from him being a rapist
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM