Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜♀️💕
@arielleivy.com
Chaotic Good sea witch, always looking for my next adventure. 💕🏳️🌈🇦🇱✡🦓🏴
📍NYC and FMTY ✈️
https://campsite.bio/arielleivy
📍NYC and FMTY ✈️
https://campsite.bio/arielleivy
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I only have 6 states left to hit all 50 so I'm offering a FMTY special for 2026 to help me reach that goal! If you fly me to Arizona, New Mexico, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Mississippi, you can take 50% off a date of 6 hours or more! You still cover lodging & transit, but what a deal!
The real fantasy of X-Men isn't the superpowers, it's that everywhere Charles Xavier goes is wheelchair accessible.
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The real fantasy of X-Men isn't the superpowers, it's that everywhere Charles Xavier goes is wheelchair accessible.
Giving everyone a show at my favorite spa 💕
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Giving everyone a show at my favorite spa 💕
Too many of y'all can't be on your phones and also pay attention while walking, so maybe you should stop trying to do both? The lack of spacial awareness is such an issue.
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Too many of y'all can't be on your phones and also pay attention while walking, so maybe you should stop trying to do both? The lack of spacial awareness is such an issue.
The best thing about going to the vet is hearing the names of all the other animals.
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The best thing about going to the vet is hearing the names of all the other animals.
I have a friend who's a urologist who recently said I'm the only person in the world they're confident drinks enough water, so I have that going for me.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I have a friend who's a urologist who recently said I'm the only person in the world they're confident drinks enough water, so I have that going for me.
The stats for 2025 are in from my assistant! Here's some notable info:
-Only 25% sent accurate screening info in the booking form
-67% never replied to my initial response ever again
-15% of inquiries resulted in actual bookings
-50% of bookings tipped
-Only 25% sent accurate screening info in the booking form
-67% never replied to my initial response ever again
-15% of inquiries resulted in actual bookings
-50% of bookings tipped
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The stats for 2025 are in from my assistant! Here's some notable info:
-Only 25% sent accurate screening info in the booking form
-67% never replied to my initial response ever again
-15% of inquiries resulted in actual bookings
-50% of bookings tipped
-Only 25% sent accurate screening info in the booking form
-67% never replied to my initial response ever again
-15% of inquiries resulted in actual bookings
-50% of bookings tipped
Every time I make a to do list for the day, there's one item I know from the moment I write it isn't getting done that day lol. That's my wishful thinking task, not a real task for me to do.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Every time I make a to do list for the day, there's one item I know from the moment I write it isn't getting done that day lol. That's my wishful thinking task, not a real task for me to do.
My bank constantly sends me fraud alerts when I book flights despite the fact that I do it all the time. When will they register me in their system as someone who travels?
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My bank constantly sends me fraud alerts when I book flights despite the fact that I do it all the time. When will they register me in their system as someone who travels?
I only have 6 states left to hit all 50 so I'm offering a FMTY special for 2026 to help me reach that goal! If you fly me to Arizona, New Mexico, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Mississippi, you can take 50% off a date of 6 hours or more! You still cover lodging & transit, but what a deal!
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I only have 6 states left to hit all 50 so I'm offering a FMTY special for 2026 to help me reach that goal! If you fly me to Arizona, New Mexico, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Mississippi, you can take 50% off a date of 6 hours or more! You still cover lodging & transit, but what a deal!
Listen, chocolate is made of beans so it should count as my daily serving of vegetables and I won't hear any dissent.
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Listen, chocolate is made of beans so it should count as my daily serving of vegetables and I won't hear any dissent.
Shoutout to Reddit for having a 12 year old answer to every question I've ever thought to ask.
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Shoutout to Reddit for having a 12 year old answer to every question I've ever thought to ask.
Why yes, I am going to a NYE powerpoint party where I'm presenting on why some country artists are more punk than 99% of punk bands and doing hours of research so I can properly convey this very important message. Why do you ask?
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why yes, I am going to a NYE powerpoint party where I'm presenting on why some country artists are more punk than 99% of punk bands and doing hours of research so I can properly convey this very important message. Why do you ask?
I know it's wrong to have a favorite child, but one of my cats lets me rub his belly and the other doesn't so how am I supposed to feel?
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I know it's wrong to have a favorite child, but one of my cats lets me rub his belly and the other doesn't so how am I supposed to feel?
I'm genuinely so worried for how many SWs don't understand basic security. I see y'all posting your specific flight info, posting the front of your house, all sorts of wild shit that's so actively dangerous to your safety just as a woman, let alone a SW.
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm genuinely so worried for how many SWs don't understand basic security. I see y'all posting your specific flight info, posting the front of your house, all sorts of wild shit that's so actively dangerous to your safety just as a woman, let alone a SW.
I don't understand people who get testy about being corrected. You want to be wrong for the rest of your life? I *want* to be corrected whenever possible so I don't walk around thinking the wrong thing forever??
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don't understand people who get testy about being corrected. You want to be wrong for the rest of your life? I *want* to be corrected whenever possible so I don't walk around thinking the wrong thing forever??
The type of girl who puts on cyanide perfume, then asks for kisses on the neck from every guy in the room.
📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social
📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The type of girl who puts on cyanide perfume, then asks for kisses on the neck from every guy in the room.
📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social
📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social
Here's your regular yearly reminder that Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes. 😉
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Here's your regular yearly reminder that Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes. 😉
Do kids still play the penis game? I feel like I haven't heard teenagers shouting the word penis in years. Have phones have ruined another seminal part of teen culture?
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Do kids still play the penis game? I feel like I haven't heard teenagers shouting the word penis in years. Have phones have ruined another seminal part of teen culture?
How is it that cat breath always smells like fish and violence, even if their food isn't fish or violence flavored?
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How is it that cat breath always smells like fish and violence, even if their food isn't fish or violence flavored?
Being in your 30s means having to stretch before masturbating so you don't get leg cramps from all the convulsing that happens when you come. 😂
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Being in your 30s means having to stretch before masturbating so you don't get leg cramps from all the convulsing that happens when you come. 😂
I wish massage therapists would give it a rest with positioning the sheet. I don't care, you don't care, both of us have jobs that make us less weird about the human body. It's fine if my titty slips out, stop spending a full 30 seconds adjusting the sheet every time you switch areas.
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I wish massage therapists would give it a rest with positioning the sheet. I don't care, you don't care, both of us have jobs that make us less weird about the human body. It's fine if my titty slips out, stop spending a full 30 seconds adjusting the sheet every time you switch areas.
Got taken to my favorite spa for my birthday and ate a delicious birthday cake there. 💕
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Got taken to my favorite spa for my birthday and ate a delicious birthday cake there. 💕
I've never encountered a glove that actually kept my hand warm, just less cold. Why don't we have this technology yet??
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I've never encountered a glove that actually kept my hand warm, just less cold. Why don't we have this technology yet??
The #1 downside to having 2 cats is I had to stop saying "you're the cutest cat in the world" because I'm afraid the other one will hear and get his feelings hurt.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The #1 downside to having 2 cats is I had to stop saying "you're the cutest cat in the world" because I'm afraid the other one will hear and get his feelings hurt.
Reposted by Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜♀️💕
December 17 is recognized worldwide as the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers - a day of remembrance, resistance, and solidarity.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
December 17 is recognized worldwide as the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers - a day of remembrance, resistance, and solidarity.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.
It began in 2003 in San Francisco as a memorial for the victims of the Green River Killer.