Laura Roose
@lauraroose.bsky.social
AuDHD. RVA. Cats and stuff. Tar Heel. College hoops.
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Laura Roose
@lauraroose.bsky.social
· Apr 9
Hey friends. Trying to stockpile as much food as I can for my cat friends before prices get out of control. If you are inclined to help, we would be so grateful. 💙😽 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
Spectacular. All the way around. 👏
Most impressive staging and cinematography for a Super Bowl halftime show ever. Damn!
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Spectacular. All the way around. 👏
These visuals are absolutely incredible.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
These visuals are absolutely incredible.
So much slop
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
So much slop
I saw Green Day live in DC a number of years ago and they were phenomenonal. Always loved them. 🤘
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I saw Green Day live in DC a number of years ago and they were phenomenonal. Always loved them. 🤘
QUAD GOD PREVAILS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
QUAD GOD PREVAILS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
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when dook loses, we all win. Heels, baby
a man stands at a podium with a sign that says right side
ALT: a man stands at a podium with a sign that says right side
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
when dook loses, we all win. Heels, baby
Long Live Ol' Roy 🩵
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Long Live Ol' Roy 🩵
GORGEOUS play 🩵😍
Seth Trimble hits a three to win it for UNC... or so we thought. They have to clear the court and Duke will have 0.4 left
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
GORGEOUS play 🩵😍
HOLY SHIT they gotta clear the court 😂😂😂
CHAPEL HILL INSTANT CLASSIC!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
HOLY SHIT they gotta clear the court 😂😂😂
Time for the QUAD GOD. 🇺🇸
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Time for the QUAD GOD. 🇺🇸
"That's gonna look like shit when you print it."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, it's not based on a real person."
"No, it's not based on a real person."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It's in the syllabus"
"It's in the syllabus"
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"That's gonna look like shit when you print it."
@rodger.bsky.social I need to know more about the team of people blow drying the ski jump run with hair dryers?
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
@rodger.bsky.social I need to know more about the team of people blow drying the ski jump run with hair dryers?
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OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 1
⛷️ HOW IS LINDSEY VONN REAL⛷️
🍆 THE SKI JUMPING PENIS SCANDAL🍆
🥌👶 CURLING BABY👶🥌
🇺🇸 UPDATES ON USA CURLING AND FIGURE SKATING 🇺🇸
AND MORE!!!!!
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
⛷️ HOW IS LINDSEY VONN REAL⛷️
🍆 THE SKI JUMPING PENIS SCANDAL🍆
🥌👶 CURLING BABY👶🥌
🇺🇸 UPDATES ON USA CURLING AND FIGURE SKATING 🇺🇸
AND MORE!!!!!
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
OLYMPICS NEWSLETTER, DAY 1
⛷️ HOW IS LINDSEY VONN REAL⛷️
🍆 THE SKI JUMPING PENIS SCANDAL🍆
🥌👶 CURLING BABY👶🥌
🇺🇸 UPDATES ON USA CURLING AND FIGURE SKATING 🇺🇸
AND MORE!!!!!
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
⛷️ HOW IS LINDSEY VONN REAL⛷️
🍆 THE SKI JUMPING PENIS SCANDAL🍆
🥌👶 CURLING BABY👶🥌
🇺🇸 UPDATES ON USA CURLING AND FIGURE SKATING 🇺🇸
AND MORE!!!!!
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
Long Live Louise 🇺🇸
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Long Live Louise 🇺🇸
Piece of shit ruins EVERYTHING
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Piece of shit ruins EVERYTHING
Indeed.
Opening ceremonies are making Mrs. Volts cry, and she can't quite explain why. I honestly just think that, these days, in the US, any glimpse of decency or beauty or love or wonder in public life is like an oasis in the f'ing desert. A reminder that humans can be good & creative & cooperative.
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Indeed.
Rinse and repeat.
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Rinse and repeat.
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