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Laura
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🌀 please try to enjoy each post equally 🌀
I have a long-standing theory that most Capricorns don’t like astrology. Capricorns, pls confirm or deny
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
also why do these Carmela Soprano press-ons from the grocery store kinda eat???
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
rn I am only capable of expressing approval in the form of “nasty with a pucci outfit” 👠
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
tw: ChatGPT being funnier than me
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
this year I’m thankful for my home, DoorDash, and Noise Complaints

youtu.be/dHU8B76kR_s
'A Late Night R&B Experience' in Brooklyn 🤍 | Bryson Tiller, Daniel Caesar, Snoh, SZA + | Playlist
YouTube video by Noise Complaints
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
my 12lb, 12yo dog fiercely protecting me from children and squirrels
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
RHOSLC is Bravo's magnum opus
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
me on hour 3 of furnishing a house in the sims
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
my halloweenie hut juniors
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my brother is starting his first ever game of Stardew Valley… on a Wednesday 🥹
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
let’s go girls 🤠
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
hi pls admire my dogs’ new toys: a latte from Cafe Nosferatoot and a happy fluffy ghost. ok love ya bye
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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At the food pantry I volunteer at we were absolutely swamped today and by many first timers. We ran out of whole categories of food. Please donate cash to your local organization if you at all can.
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Philips Video Telephone prototype (1973)
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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SNAP is probably the most effective federal dollar we spend in terms of long term domestic economic outcomes.

that isn’t why you should support it; you should support it because it is a moral imperative to feed the hungry.

but it’s why even a growth-oriented ghoul shouldn’t oppose it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
NEED to hear Trixie & Katya react to this dumpster fire season #LoveisBlind #LIB #StillWatchingNetflix
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
who is your MVP of RHOC this season and why is it Terry Dubrow
October 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
my husband when I woke him up at 7am to watch the new RHOSLC ep 😇
three women standing in front of a sign that says ' real housewives '
ALT: three women standing in front of a sign that says ' real housewives '
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
if you love cute dogs & tarot & homebody life then we should be TikTok friends ☺️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMBFj7vS/
“The Fool is there to show that you can never really tell what lies ahead, and you can only greet it with joy.” ☀️ #tarotcardoftheday #morninginmylife
TikTok video by Laura
www.tiktok.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
no bc literally same
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
October 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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they're going to release an executive order that makes it illegal not to talk to your dad
September 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
stoop kid never wants to leave her stoop
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM