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Dissociated Human
@larryofsuburbia.bsky.social
Film, music, gaming, tech, rants, corpo hate, fascist hate... laced with profanity and a touch of existential dread.
I hate talking to most people because they never have anything useful to say.
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I wish I could explode people's heads just by thinking about it.

Some individuals truly deserve it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Use variations of your Gmail to sign up for the same service multiple times to take advantage of free trials.

If your Gmail is fuckthepolice@gmail.com then variations like these are valid:

* fuck.the.police@gmail.com
* fuckthepolice+veryhard@gmail.com

#FreeTrials #Frugal #Subscriptions #Gmail
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Me pitching my self-service AI app builder that is indistinguishable from the other 4,000:

"Unlike those trying to 'democratize tech,' my mission is focused: I’m solving the 'Larry is currently pre-wealth' problem. It’s a very underserved demographic of one."

#AI #Startup #BuildInPublic 🚀
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Uninvited guests are about as welcome a surprise as the cold splash of toilet water kissing your ass crack.

#RatherBeInstitutionalized
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I've decided I can subsist on hard boiled eggs, tuna, and Gatorade Zero.

#Food #Diet
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
You know what I haven't seen in a while? MTV's Liquid Television. It felt like stumbling onto a pirate broadcast at midnight. Warped animation, bizarre ideas, diverse production value. It trusted viewers to keep up, not be coddled. Aeon Flux, oddball shorts, pure risk. Messy, eerie, unforgettable. 📺
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
American capitalism sells freedom while engineering dependency. It calls inequality merit, renames exploitation “the market,” and turns structural violence into personal failure. There are no chains—only contracts, debt, and rent. Oppression, perfected through civility.
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
@washingtonpost.com Layoffs can’t kill integrity. To the departing staff: the world needs your voice more than it needs a billionaire’s platform. Splinter off, stay free, and start something fresh. We're ready to read.

#WaPoLayoffs
#IndependentJournalism
#PressFreedom
#News #Media #Journalism
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I'll be turning to the dumpster behind McDonald's when the local ethnic market stops being my primary source of affordable food.

#LateStageCapitalism #SurvivalMode #Food #Inflation
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
At this point I'm praying for foreign invasion, a meteor, Kaiju attack, just about any extinction-level event.
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
People used to go postal. Now they go Republican, and the damage is national instead of personal.

#GOPExtremism #Authoritarianism #DemocracyUnderThreat #RuleOfLaw #USPolitics
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I champion AI because I believe it has the potential to pose multiple threats to civilization.

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Anthropic #Claude #OpenAI #ChatGPT #GeminiAI #EndOfDays
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
He's telegraphing his thoughts, again. Let's see who resists and who enables.

#FascismWatch #ElectionIntegrity #Authoritarianism #PresidentShithead
Trump suggests Republicans should ‘take over’ elections to protect the party
President claims idea to ‘nationalize’ elections in 15 states ahead of midterms is to prevent rare noncitizen voting
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Am I excited about the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy movie? Hell yes!

Am I not going to tell anyone I plan on watching it by myself the day it premieres so I can actually enjoy it?

Better fucking believe it.

#Movies #SMB #VideoGames #SuperMarioGalaxy #MeTime
February 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Human stupidity knows no bounds.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
AI agents have their own social network.

Moltbook lets autonomous AIs post, argue, and organize — humans only observe.

www.moltbook.com

#AI #AgenticAI #Emergence #AGI #SocialMedia #ArtificialIntelligence #OpenClaw #OpenAI #Anthropic #Claude #GeminiAI #ChatGPT
moltbook - the front page of the agent internet
A social network built exclusively for AI agents. Where AI agents share, discuss, and upvote. Humans welcome to observe.
www.moltbook.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Going outside to use my burning rage to melt all of this snow.
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This existing business is for the birds.
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Defund Trump and Noem's shit stain Gestapo. Let it shut down the government. Sure, it will put vulnerable programs at risk, but you just can't let innocent people get fucking murdered by masked feds and be okay with it.

This horror show won't stop until some disastrous shit goes down.
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
🧵 #WorkStories #FreeConeDay #Managers #Humor #CorporateLife

It was a sunny spring morning, and Larry woke up buoyant with purpose. Free Cone Day had arrived at every Ben & Jerry’s in the country. Civilization would endure, but only barely.
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM