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Dissociated Human
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Connoisseur of fine print.
You know what I miss--DVDs. They had unique menus and Easter eggs and they were full of supplemental material about the movie like outtakes, deleted scenes, even minidocs.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Urgent
open.spotify.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wouldn't it be awesome if just one thing turned out right?
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I naturally have very low blood pressure. It's like my heart can't be fucking bothered to keep me alive 🤷🏻
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
As happy as I am about the outcome of last night's elections, I can't help but wonder how effective the Dems would be if they stopped being centrists 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Despite my best efforts, I have returned to consciousness.

#goodmorning #anotherdayinparadise
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, I was only away for a day and this shit goes down?

Goddammit.
If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.

I’m terribly disappointed in him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Being financially insecure has been one of the easiest diets to stick with.

#diets #finance #weightloss
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Day 1,748 of not having a balanced breakfast.

#goodmorning
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The trouble with how the world is being run is that wrong people keep living.
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On a quest to find the perfect chip:salsa ratio.
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The East Wing will 100% be rebuilt once it becomes reasonably possible to do so. There is no way any future administration will let that fucking abomination stand.
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am having entirely too much fun on Sora.

#sora #ai #aislop
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sometimes my musical taste is trash, but I like to think it's special trash.

#music #spotify #ownit
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As happy as I am about the outcome of last night's elections, I can't help but wonder how effective the Dems would be if they stopped being centrists 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What do my balls and Virginia have in common? They're both blue as fuck and magnificent.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Get fucked, GOP.
What we know so far, 8:30pm

—Democrats flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—Also means Dems take VA trifecta.
—Dems in good shape to win NJ-Gov.
—Dems appear to flip 2 statewide offices in Georgia.
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincinnati.
—Last GOPer in Orlando council gone.
—PA: Dem justices up big so far.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Now what.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM