Dissociated Human
@larryofsuburbia.bsky.social
Connoisseur of fine print.
Totally not me trying to finish a boba tea, deciding it's too sweet, then stuffing all the tapioca in my mouth back down the straw with my tongue while feeling nauseated.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Totally not me trying to finish a boba tea, deciding it's too sweet, then stuffing all the tapioca in my mouth back down the straw with my tongue while feeling nauseated.
What are the chances my washer got bricked because it was automatically installing a firmware update when the power went out?
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What are the chances my washer got bricked because it was automatically installing a firmware update when the power went out?
Not enough people teach their kids about empathy and respecting other people's property, then they wonder why their kids turn into entitled assholes when they grow up.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Not enough people teach their kids about empathy and respecting other people's property, then they wonder why their kids turn into entitled assholes when they grow up.
You know what I miss--DVDs. They had unique menus and Easter eggs and they were full of supplemental material about the movie like outtakes, deleted scenes, even minidocs.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You know what I miss--DVDs. They had unique menus and Easter eggs and they were full of supplemental material about the movie like outtakes, deleted scenes, even minidocs.
Wouldn't it be awesome if just one thing turned out right?
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Wouldn't it be awesome if just one thing turned out right?
I naturally have very low blood pressure. It's like my heart can't be fucking bothered to keep me alive 🤷🏻
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I naturally have very low blood pressure. It's like my heart can't be fucking bothered to keep me alive 🤷🏻
As happy as I am about the outcome of last night's elections, I can't help but wonder how effective the Dems would be if they stopped being centrists 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, I was only away for a day and this shit goes down?
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Jesus fucking Christ, I was only away for a day and this shit goes down?
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
Being financially insecure has been one of the easiest diets to stick with.
#diets #finance #weightloss
#diets #finance #weightloss
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Being financially insecure has been one of the easiest diets to stick with.
#diets #finance #weightloss
#diets #finance #weightloss
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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The droogs made a commercial promoting their new daycare business
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November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The trouble with how the world is being run is that wrong people keep living.
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The trouble with how the world is being run is that wrong people keep living.
On a quest to find the perfect chip:salsa ratio.
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
On a quest to find the perfect chip:salsa ratio.
The East Wing will 100% be rebuilt once it becomes reasonably possible to do so. There is no way any future administration will let that fucking abomination stand.
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The East Wing will 100% be rebuilt once it becomes reasonably possible to do so. There is no way any future administration will let that fucking abomination stand.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As happy as I am about the outcome of last night's elections, I can't help but wonder how effective the Dems would be if they stopped being centrists 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
As happy as I am about the outcome of last night's elections, I can't help but wonder how effective the Dems would be if they stopped being centrists 🤔