Microsoft can't implement Fluent UI 2 widely enough quickly enough. The worst part of v1 was that the design used a lot of convex shapes that looked poorly aliased and looked cheap. Everything looks like a fucking Winn-Dixie plate.

This looks like ass:

We're all fiiiine.
#humor

Oldie but a goodie.

Nixon would've loved Trump.

Things you can do to pass the time (attribution lost to time).