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Beef-Boy Bouillabaisse
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Hey now.
London is not a real place, honestly. Every new person I meet feels like starting a Strangers & Freaks side-quest on GTA 5.
April 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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"The liberal order didn’t collapse because people failed to appreciate its benefits.

It collapsed because it failed the vast majority of people it was supposed to serve."

Read: substack.com/home/post/p-...
The Death of Neoliberal Globalisation was Written into its DNA
Liberals need to learn the right lessons from its collapse.
substack.com
April 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Recession indicator
April 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Wanted to support my local coffee shop instead of the chain down the road. Went up to queue, noticed it’s a £4 minimum card spend. All drinks are below £4. I left. Why are small business owners so ridiculous?
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
We need to ban all copywriting until we finally figure out what the hell is going on
March 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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*clears throat* police say they have nothing to go on.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Blenheim Palace £2.8m gold toilet stolen in minutes, court hears
Three men are standing trial over the theft of the gold toilet which had been part of an exhibition.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Rest in piss BSW
February 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
They want to turn Gaza into pre-Castro Cuba. I feel really quite ill.
February 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
BREAKING NEWS: the most terrible, awful thing has happened
COMING UP TOMORROW: a new, even worse thing to be announced
February 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Opinion: Trump’s tariffs threaten to destroy the unity of the western alliance. He is sowing the seeds of an alternative grouping formed by the many countries that feel newly threatened by America. on.ft.com/40KFB6o
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
PureGym on Saturday has it all.
- schoolkids standing around flexing but not actually doing any workouts
- large fella in a hoodie sitting under a stacked barbell for 30 mins without lifting it
- someone’s dad using all the equipment wrong but screaming the entire time
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Dressing up in my emotional support Hugo Boss uniform with my favorite Hindu good luck charm to go make some autistic throw my heart to the crowd movements in the town square. Hope no one does ableism against me
January 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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honestly congrats to china on clearly being the stronger world super power at this point. america is cooked and i’m ready to start thinking with that xi mindset
January 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We’re in the end times, people
Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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*laughs Marxistly*
January 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
On the topic of health. I’m now halfway through Dry January. I don’t regret doing it - I was making too much of a habit of getting leathered after work - but it’s been fairly easy thus far. The issue with that is, as I can conclude that I dont have an alcohol problem, I am instead perpetually bored.
January 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I don’t think I’ve caught a single cold in the last year. Multiple overnight hospital stays, almost died a couple of times, but no colds. No idea how I’ve pulled that off.
January 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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do you think it hurts to be this dumb
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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A reminder that already in the 1980s artist & activist David Wojnarowicz was modeling the kind of fuck-you energy we're going to need in the coming years. He had no illusions the government was there to protect him, the people he loved & his community, and neither should we
January 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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love doing my yearly self-assessment at work. do you think you sucked shit last year or nah? we want to hear it from you
January 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM