Larch 🏳️⚧️ vibing to Scylla and the Sirens
@larch.bsky.social
Partner just confused Maelle and Miette
Aaaaaand now "Jail for mother for One Thousand Years" will forever be voiced in my head by Jennifer English which, actually kind of works!
Aaaaaand now "Jail for mother for One Thousand Years" will forever be voiced in my head by Jennifer English which, actually kind of works!
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Partner just confused Maelle and Miette
Aaaaaand now "Jail for mother for One Thousand Years" will forever be voiced in my head by Jennifer English which, actually kind of works!
Aaaaaand now "Jail for mother for One Thousand Years" will forever be voiced in my head by Jennifer English which, actually kind of works!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
(Inaccurate but only because my moral philosophy rejects DLC that should have been base game)
(Inaccurate but only because my moral philosophy rejects DLC that should have been base game)
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
(Inaccurate but only because my moral philosophy rejects DLC that should have been base game)
(Inaccurate but only because my moral philosophy rejects DLC that should have been base game)
Who is this "Charli" and what does she have to do with Xenoblade Chronicles X
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Who is this "Charli" and what does she have to do with Xenoblade Chronicles X
Reposted by Larch 🏳️⚧️ vibing to Scylla and the Sirens
guys
"don't have a nazi tattoo"
"don't be stupid enough to not know you have a nazi tattoo"
and
"don't be too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo removed before you run for federal office"
are not impossible standards
"don't have a nazi tattoo"
"don't be stupid enough to not know you have a nazi tattoo"
and
"don't be too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo removed before you run for federal office"
are not impossible standards
After hearing this guy shitposts on Reddit and has sick tats, I'm even more FOR him to defeat Susan Collins.
We need to stop holding rising Progressives to impossible standards; more real and imperfect they are, the more we need them in office. Can't fight Nazis w/ the Hakeem Jeffries of the world!
We need to stop holding rising Progressives to impossible standards; more real and imperfect they are, the more we need them in office. Can't fight Nazis w/ the Hakeem Jeffries of the world!
If we want to defeat Susan Collins, we need to try something new. The same old tired playbook will not work.
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
guys
"don't have a nazi tattoo"
"don't be stupid enough to not know you have a nazi tattoo"
and
"don't be too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo removed before you run for federal office"
are not impossible standards
"don't have a nazi tattoo"
"don't be stupid enough to not know you have a nazi tattoo"
and
"don't be too stupid to not get a nazi tattoo removed before you run for federal office"
are not impossible standards
Partner: "I'm not a fan of brownies in ice cream"
Me: "Yeah and I'm not a fan of knowing that someone fucked the batter"
Me: "Yeah and I'm not a fan of knowing that someone fucked the batter"
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Partner: "I'm not a fan of brownies in ice cream"
Me: "Yeah and I'm not a fan of knowing that someone fucked the batter"
Me: "Yeah and I'm not a fan of knowing that someone fucked the batter"
Reposted by Larch 🏳️⚧️ vibing to Scylla and the Sirens
Android dialer serving up a transcription that is both incorrect and, because this is my spiro, weirdly accurate?
October 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Android dialer serving up a transcription that is both incorrect and, because this is my spiro, weirdly accurate?
Reposted by Larch 🏳️⚧️ vibing to Scylla and the Sirens
Wheeeen theee
Bird in your room represents all your gloom
Nevermoré
When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave
Nevermoré
It will rap
Tippy tippy tap
Tippy tippy tap
Waking you from naps aaand
Your dream-a
Then will fly
Never tell you why
Even if you cry
Landing on your sideboard Athena
Bird in your room represents all your gloom
Nevermoré
When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave
Nevermoré
It will rap
Tippy tippy tap
Tippy tippy tap
Waking you from naps aaand
Your dream-a
Then will fly
Never tell you why
Even if you cry
Landing on your sideboard Athena
August 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wheeeen theee
Bird in your room represents all your gloom
Nevermoré
When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave
Nevermoré
It will rap
Tippy tippy tap
Tippy tippy tap
Waking you from naps aaand
Your dream-a
Then will fly
Never tell you why
Even if you cry
Landing on your sideboard Athena
Bird in your room represents all your gloom
Nevermoré
When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave
Nevermoré
It will rap
Tippy tippy tap
Tippy tippy tap
Waking you from naps aaand
Your dream-a
Then will fly
Never tell you why
Even if you cry
Landing on your sideboard Athena
Guy singing in Xenoblade Chronicles X's hub town: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T SEE YOU!"
Me: *frantically looks for the unmute button and the webcam safety switch*
Me: *frantically looks for the unmute button and the webcam safety switch*
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Guy singing in Xenoblade Chronicles X's hub town: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T SEE YOU!"
Me: *frantically looks for the unmute button and the webcam safety switch*
Me: *frantically looks for the unmute button and the webcam safety switch*
*sigh* well everyone, I fought the good fight, but I think I need to give in and learn to golf essential-japan.com/news/square-...
Square Enix announces new range of Dragon Quest themed golf accessories
Square Enix has announced the launch of "DRAGON QUEST GOLF," an entirely new brand of official golf equipment and accessories. The new brand is built around the theme, "Let's Go on an Adventure!"
essential-japan.com
August 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*sigh* well everyone, I fought the good fight, but I think I need to give in and learn to golf essential-japan.com/news/square-...
Did... They play Horizon: Zero Dawn and say "that tech sounds pretty nifty actually"
July 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Did... They play Horizon: Zero Dawn and say "that tech sounds pretty nifty actually"
Everyone clowning on deep dish communion wafers, while I'm just here for Jeppson's Blood of Christ
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Everyone clowning on deep dish communion wafers, while I'm just here for Jeppson's Blood of Christ
Sure excited that the patrat saw its shadow so now we get another year years of Pokemon graphics discourse
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sure excited that the patrat saw its shadow so now we get another year years of Pokemon graphics discourse
White whale: hunted
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
White whale: hunted
"Sweetie, we had to send Dragon Age to a farm down by Lethbridge, but don't worry it has alllll the space it needs to frolic with the fanfic writers who live there!"
As Dragon Age Fans Fear the Death of the Series, One Former BioWare Developer Offers Words of Reassurance: 'Dragon Age Isn't Dead Because It's Yours Now' - IGN
Following layoffs at BioWare that saw the exit of many key developers of Dragon Age: The Veilguard, one former writer on the series has moved to reassure fans by saying: “Dragon Age isn't dead because...
www.ign.com
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Sweetie, we had to send Dragon Age to a farm down by Lethbridge, but don't worry it has alllll the space it needs to frolic with the fanfic writers who live there!"
For anyone who needs a moment to breathe during their doomscroll, please enjoy a world class concert choir performing Zelda's Lullaby
VOCES8: Zelda's Lullaby by Koji Kondo (arr. Jim Clements)
YouTube video by VOCES8
youtu.be
January 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For anyone who needs a moment to breathe during their doomscroll, please enjoy a world class concert choir performing Zelda's Lullaby
Our current hobby is taking random Path of Exile monster names and applying them to our cat. Say hello to Woeribs The Parched or, if you prefer, Nightwalker the Nightwalker.
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Our current hobby is taking random Path of Exile monster names and applying them to our cat. Say hello to Woeribs The Parched or, if you prefer, Nightwalker the Nightwalker.
Dear Naoki Yoshida-san, if you could do a fashion collaboration with somebody who makes clothes that fit your sizeable playerbase of big trans ladies someday that would be excellent. Love, one of the big trans ladies.
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Dear Naoki Yoshida-san, if you could do a fashion collaboration with somebody who makes clothes that fit your sizeable playerbase of big trans ladies someday that would be excellent. Love, one of the big trans ladies.
@threat-notation.bsky.social for your consideration: "All Too Soon", traditional Celtic arr. Stephen Hatfield.
January 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@threat-notation.bsky.social for your consideration: "All Too Soon", traditional Celtic arr. Stephen Hatfield.
That feeling of utter disappointment and betrayal when you look up that rare-in-your-region vegetable that you randomly found for sale and? Another brassica
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That feeling of utter disappointment and betrayal when you look up that rare-in-your-region vegetable that you randomly found for sale and? Another brassica