Jeffrey Phillips
@11thjeff.bsky.social
San Francisco stuff, tech, politics, stock markets, economics, science, fiction
ran for Congress to try to prevent this future one time...
no direct message for now please; @ me first
ran for Congress to try to prevent this future one time...
no direct message for now please; @ me first
Pinned
Just like you Jefferey. If the Dems wouldn't let you run, we would help YOU get on the ballot.
Not like me. You're not like us.
I got on a ballot. W/o you. Hard part's cutting through Billionaires like you & Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel shouting over US
You and all these Billionaires are going to form a party with regular folks at heart?
My Cubes, please!
I got on a ballot. W/o you. Hard part's cutting through Billionaires like you & Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel shouting over US
You and all these Billionaires are going to form a party with regular folks at heart?
My Cubes, please!
All fine until 1km sphere of flesh starts quiet quitting and asking for more wfh days... the nerve!
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
All fine until 1km sphere of flesh starts quiet quitting and asking for more wfh days... the nerve!
Finally got a chance to send a message to "Hollie" who Hinge has been flashing up just after I'm out of messages for a few weeks.
Human paywall bait.
Hinge is screwing her over as much as me; 'Standout' girls are the best marketing—too valuable to risk matching with anybody.
Human paywall bait.
Hinge is screwing her over as much as me; 'Standout' girls are the best marketing—too valuable to risk matching with anybody.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Finally got a chance to send a message to "Hollie" who Hinge has been flashing up just after I'm out of messages for a few weeks.
Human paywall bait.
Hinge is screwing her over as much as me; 'Standout' girls are the best marketing—too valuable to risk matching with anybody.
Human paywall bait.
Hinge is screwing her over as much as me; 'Standout' girls are the best marketing—too valuable to risk matching with anybody.
Jabba the Hutt was a crime lord, a murderer, a ruthless gangster who kept company with monsters and displayed his enemies mercilessly frozen on his wall like a trophies.
But Jabba the Hutt didn't die for that.
Jabba the Hutt died choking in a dark cell because he was a sexual predator
Hmm....
But Jabba the Hutt didn't die for that.
Jabba the Hutt died choking in a dark cell because he was a sexual predator
Hmm....
a close up of a person 's face in a dark room with a spider on it .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face in a dark room with a spider on it .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Jabba the Hutt was a crime lord, a murderer, a ruthless gangster who kept company with monsters and displayed his enemies mercilessly frozen on his wall like a trophies.
But Jabba the Hutt didn't die for that.
Jabba the Hutt died choking in a dark cell because he was a sexual predator
Hmm....
But Jabba the Hutt didn't die for that.
Jabba the Hutt died choking in a dark cell because he was a sexual predator
Hmm....
Feel like pizza lately?
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Feel like pizza lately?
Fucked that the new nazi party threw such a tantrum that "Did you see the Super Bowl?" is no longer a unifying Americanism this monday morning.
From a culture that's been generationally conditioned to accept "knockoff but it's Ours" substitutes for major elements of public life since VeggieTales
From a culture that's been generationally conditioned to accept "knockoff but it's Ours" substitutes for major elements of public life since VeggieTales
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Fucked that the new nazi party threw such a tantrum that "Did you see the Super Bowl?" is no longer a unifying Americanism this monday morning.
From a culture that's been generationally conditioned to accept "knockoff but it's Ours" substitutes for major elements of public life since VeggieTales
From a culture that's been generationally conditioned to accept "knockoff but it's Ours" substitutes for major elements of public life since VeggieTales
Well I do know Certain Class of person who would omg literally die without PreCheck so... this could actually be extremely effective 💅
ICE mobile app scans protester's face, revokes her TSA PreCheck status
If you're protesting ICE, it might be a good idea to wear a mask.
www.sfgate.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Well I do know Certain Class of person who would omg literally die without PreCheck so... this could actually be extremely effective 💅
Left a Kindle in my dresser drawer for long enough that it picked up this cedar chip smell...
Not altogether unpleasant, kind of like a musty old book, but a little distracting.
Not altogether unpleasant, kind of like a musty old book, but a little distracting.
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Left a Kindle in my dresser drawer for long enough that it picked up this cedar chip smell...
Not altogether unpleasant, kind of like a musty old book, but a little distracting.
Not altogether unpleasant, kind of like a musty old book, but a little distracting.
Do you exist in a 5 dimensional space, where past and future extend in all directions and you experience the totality of your life, eternally baffled that other people can't see what will happen or experience the past as it unfolds in the everpresent now?
Dunno, maybe get that checked out, freak 🤔
Dunno, maybe get that checked out, freak 🤔
February 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Do you exist in a 5 dimensional space, where past and future extend in all directions and you experience the totality of your life, eternally baffled that other people can't see what will happen or experience the past as it unfolds in the everpresent now?
Dunno, maybe get that checked out, freak 🤔
Dunno, maybe get that checked out, freak 🤔
"Alice, your hair! Those...two cardigans. Is that a stain on the rug? What is this?"
— "Isn't this what you like? You like Cat Ladies?"
"Cat woman, Alice. I like Catwoman!"
— "oh"
"You were supposed to be Catwoman and I'm Batman"
— "oooh. Don't open that box then."
— "Isn't this what you like? You like Cat Ladies?"
"Cat woman, Alice. I like Catwoman!"
— "oh"
"You were supposed to be Catwoman and I'm Batman"
— "oooh. Don't open that box then."
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"Alice, your hair! Those...two cardigans. Is that a stain on the rug? What is this?"
— "Isn't this what you like? You like Cat Ladies?"
"Cat woman, Alice. I like Catwoman!"
— "oh"
"You were supposed to be Catwoman and I'm Batman"
— "oooh. Don't open that box then."
— "Isn't this what you like? You like Cat Ladies?"
"Cat woman, Alice. I like Catwoman!"
— "oh"
"You were supposed to be Catwoman and I'm Batman"
— "oooh. Don't open that box then."
This Artemis launch should be exciting, but the cruel war ICE brought upon our peaceful cities overshadows my excitement for a space shot.
Boomers today just don't get it; imagine if the Apollo program was set to a backdrop of civil unrest and inequality!
Boomers today just don't get it; imagine if the Apollo program was set to a backdrop of civil unrest and inequality!
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This Artemis launch should be exciting, but the cruel war ICE brought upon our peaceful cities overshadows my excitement for a space shot.
Boomers today just don't get it; imagine if the Apollo program was set to a backdrop of civil unrest and inequality!
Boomers today just don't get it; imagine if the Apollo program was set to a backdrop of civil unrest and inequality!
A weird thing about BlueSky is how contact recency is everything. Accounts seem to drop off and then they're just completely gone until I happen to realize the absence...
I don't feel like the feed does a good job resurfacing those, and I miss out on important life events. Anything non-broadcast
I don't feel like the feed does a good job resurfacing those, and I miss out on important life events. Anything non-broadcast
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
A weird thing about BlueSky is how contact recency is everything. Accounts seem to drop off and then they're just completely gone until I happen to realize the absence...
I don't feel like the feed does a good job resurfacing those, and I miss out on important life events. Anything non-broadcast
I don't feel like the feed does a good job resurfacing those, and I miss out on important life events. Anything non-broadcast
The cultural fallout from this era is going to be so deep, they're going to have to bring back serif fonts.
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The cultural fallout from this era is going to be so deep, they're going to have to bring back serif fonts.
People said this was a product without a market but it turns out there are literally *several* illegal immigrants who also happen to have an extra $Million Dollars to burn to fix their immigration status.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
People said this was a product without a market but it turns out there are literally *several* illegal immigrants who also happen to have an extra $Million Dollars to burn to fix their immigration status.
Yes, it actually got so wild they cut Musk's mic (or there was some kind of connection issue that resolved completely with the next question 🤨)
#Optimus roughneck oil workers with a #Grok boss huh Elon? Cray
#Optimus roughneck oil workers with a #Grok boss huh Elon? Cray
In case you missed it, Elon Musk explained on todays #Tesla earnings call that he needs to send money to Twitter, so he's giving Grok the job to coordinate Tesla robots.
Because that makes business sense and is not at all a graft to the media wing of his tangled self-dealing empire.
Because that makes business sense and is not at all a graft to the media wing of his tangled self-dealing empire.
Tesla Q4 and full year 2025 Financial Results and Q&A Webcast
YouTube video by Tesla
m.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
In case you missed it, Elon Musk explained on todays #Tesla earnings call that he needs to send money to Twitter, so he's giving Grok the job to coordinate Tesla robots.
Because that makes business sense and is not at all a graft to the media wing of his tangled self-dealing empire.
Because that makes business sense and is not at all a graft to the media wing of his tangled self-dealing empire.
Tesla Q4 and full year 2025 Financial Results and Q&A Webcast
YouTube video by Tesla
m.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
In case you missed it, Elon Musk explained on todays #Tesla earnings call that he needs to send money to Twitter, so he's giving Grok the job to coordinate Tesla robots.
Because that makes business sense and is not at all a graft to the media wing of his tangled self-dealing empire.
Because that makes business sense and is not at all a graft to the media wing of his tangled self-dealing empire.
It's interesting all these AI companies are building around chat interfaces. Explain your next app for Claude in a few words. Ask ChatGPT a question and specify how you'd like the answer. Write a short description of the animation you'd like to create
So unless AI gets good at writing short text...
So unless AI gets good at writing short text...
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It's interesting all these AI companies are building around chat interfaces. Explain your next app for Claude in a few words. Ask ChatGPT a question and specify how you'd like the answer. Write a short description of the animation you'd like to create
So unless AI gets good at writing short text...
So unless AI gets good at writing short text...
On notice: rich tech lawyer girls who tended bar or waited tables one summer so they're super Extra with the waitstaff, like we're all besties the same tip pool
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
On notice: rich tech lawyer girls who tended bar or waited tables one summer so they're super Extra with the waitstaff, like we're all besties the same tip pool
Still waiting for the Left to put 2 and 2 together, like waiting for a porpoise to discover fire
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Still waiting for the Left to put 2 and 2 together, like waiting for a porpoise to discover fire
Timeline restored. But not for me.
It always feels weird to cry inside a dream. Those people are gone now.
It always feels weird to cry inside a dream. Those people are gone now.
Things feel...off somehow. I fear I might have hopped timelines again. You there, stranger, is this still the world where Nelson Mandela wrote the Berenstein Bears books? Did President Sanders still stop the war?
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Timeline restored. But not for me.
It always feels weird to cry inside a dream. Those people are gone now.
It always feels weird to cry inside a dream. Those people are gone now.
Reposted by Jeffrey Phillips
218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
218 with 7 Democrats voting for it, the DHS bill passes
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
Demographic crossover working at a Silicon Valley Lambo dealership must be intense. Two months ago it's 20-something LLM-AAS repackagers with broccoli hair, this month it's schlubby Gen-Xers who've been quietly fabbing memory and hard drives for 20 years to little fanfare..
Fortuna Imperatrix Mundī
Fortuna Imperatrix Mundī
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Demographic crossover working at a Silicon Valley Lambo dealership must be intense. Two months ago it's 20-something LLM-AAS repackagers with broccoli hair, this month it's schlubby Gen-Xers who've been quietly fabbing memory and hard drives for 20 years to little fanfare..
Fortuna Imperatrix Mundī
Fortuna Imperatrix Mundī
No sir, I don't like it! 🤔
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
No sir, I don't like it! 🤔
Literally Gavin Newsom's, Tim Walz', J.B Pritzker's worst fear:
Black Panthers out protecting the hood
Bet ice wouldn't mess with anyone if these guys showed up
Bet ice wouldn't mess with anyone if these guys showed up
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Literally Gavin Newsom's, Tim Walz', J.B Pritzker's worst fear: