LanternArson
@lanternarson.bsky.social
Know-it-all look-alike, bad poker player, even worse video game player. Pretty good at breathing.
oh my god i am going to luck my way to a fantasy football championship hahahahaha
December 26, 2023 at 4:48 AM
oh my god i am going to luck my way to a fantasy football championship hahahahaha
I take it back, this Vikings-Raiders game is legendary.
December 11, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I take it back, this Vikings-Raiders game is legendary.
this vikings vs. raiders game is incredibly sad to watch, but it's very funny from my point of view lmao
December 10, 2023 at 10:33 PM
this vikings vs. raiders game is incredibly sad to watch, but it's very funny from my point of view lmao
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So just a little before MFF, I’m gonna go to Fan Expo SF tomorrow and get lots of games signed by their VAs!
But the biggest highlights of the day will definitely be meeting Optimus Prime and getting a recording from him ❤️💙
But the biggest highlights of the day will definitely be meeting Optimus Prime and getting a recording from him ❤️💙
November 24, 2023 at 5:55 PM
So just a little before MFF, I’m gonna go to Fan Expo SF tomorrow and get lots of games signed by their VAs!
But the biggest highlights of the day will definitely be meeting Optimus Prime and getting a recording from him ❤️💙
But the biggest highlights of the day will definitely be meeting Optimus Prime and getting a recording from him ❤️💙
I HATE GREEN BAY
November 24, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I HATE GREEN BAY
i am in arizona for the week of thanks giving and i have yet to see the following:
- a rattlesnake
- extreme heat
- kyler murray playing call of duty
- a united states senator
starting to feel like this place might be full of shit. did see a top golf, though, so there is hope.
- a rattlesnake
- extreme heat
- kyler murray playing call of duty
- a united states senator
starting to feel like this place might be full of shit. did see a top golf, though, so there is hope.
November 22, 2023 at 4:49 PM
i am in arizona for the week of thanks giving and i have yet to see the following:
- a rattlesnake
- extreme heat
- kyler murray playing call of duty
- a united states senator
starting to feel like this place might be full of shit. did see a top golf, though, so there is hope.
- a rattlesnake
- extreme heat
- kyler murray playing call of duty
- a united states senator
starting to feel like this place might be full of shit. did see a top golf, though, so there is hope.
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About to get purved off that yunker once again
November 15, 2023 at 10:56 PM
About to get purved off that yunker once again
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my fantasy football team is falling apart at the seams, but i beat mario wonder so that's a plus
November 17, 2023 at 6:51 AM
my fantasy football team is falling apart at the seams, but i beat mario wonder so that's a plus
mario wonder's final final badge challenge has me questioning life decisions, specifically the invisible part
November 12, 2023 at 6:30 AM
mario wonder's final final badge challenge has me questioning life decisions, specifically the invisible part
Elton John: "If I was a sculptor - but then again, no."
In his head: "If I was a sculptorWAIT FUCK! NO, NOT A SCULPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT SHIT'S HARD! UHHHHH NEVERMIND THAT I MEANT A...guy who uhhh...makes...potions?"
In his head: "If I was a sculptorWAIT FUCK! NO, NOT A SCULPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT SHIT'S HARD! UHHHHH NEVERMIND THAT I MEANT A...guy who uhhh...makes...potions?"
October 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Elton John: "If I was a sculptor - but then again, no."
In his head: "If I was a sculptorWAIT FUCK! NO, NOT A SCULPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT SHIT'S HARD! UHHHHH NEVERMIND THAT I MEANT A...guy who uhhh...makes...potions?"
In his head: "If I was a sculptorWAIT FUCK! NO, NOT A SCULPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK? THAT SHIT'S HARD! UHHHHH NEVERMIND THAT I MEANT A...guy who uhhh...makes...potions?"
Tyson Bagent is about to shock the United States of America.
October 30, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Tyson Bagent is about to shock the United States of America.
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Christmas has come early, No Astros in the World Series baby!
October 24, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Christmas has come early, No Astros in the World Series baby!
i really think the best part about me being self-employed is some people i know think that i'm broke and struggling when, in fact, it's the opposite and i'm better off now than i was working for a "successful" newspaper company. it's fun hearing "how's work going" in a concerning tone like i'm dying
October 21, 2023 at 12:57 AM
i really think the best part about me being self-employed is some people i know think that i'm broke and struggling when, in fact, it's the opposite and i'm better off now than i was working for a "successful" newspaper company. it's fun hearing "how's work going" in a concerning tone like i'm dying
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THE BACKUP CURSE IS BROKEN
SMB1 MASTER WILL BE IN AGDQ 2024
SMB1 MASTER WILL BE IN AGDQ 2024
October 14, 2023 at 12:39 AM
THE BACKUP CURSE IS BROKEN
SMB1 MASTER WILL BE IN AGDQ 2024
SMB1 MASTER WILL BE IN AGDQ 2024
Well, at least the Twins didn't get swept. :/
Rough game.
Rough game.
October 12, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Well, at least the Twins didn't get swept. :/
Rough game.
Rough game.
That was painful to watch. Just win tomorrow, don't let the Asterisks celebrate tomorrow, man.
October 10, 2023 at 11:22 PM
That was painful to watch. Just win tomorrow, don't let the Asterisks celebrate tomorrow, man.
going to minneapolis today. anyone need anything from the kwik trip?
October 10, 2023 at 2:34 PM
going to minneapolis today. anyone need anything from the kwik trip?
i swear to god bills if you fuck this game up
October 8, 2023 at 2:18 PM
i swear to god bills if you fuck this game up
asking for a friend btw. he's an idiot with a picture of scar from the disny movie "lion king" and makes bad jokes. thanks l.
can someone explain to me the trend among bay area tech companies redesigning their logos into dog shit, please? just saw patreon's rorschach test and all i can see is someone's graphic design passion in the shape of a puddle of piss. kinda confused.
October 5, 2023 at 2:46 AM
asking for a friend btw. he's an idiot with a picture of scar from the disny movie "lion king" and makes bad jokes. thanks l.
can someone explain to me the trend among bay area tech companies redesigning their logos into dog shit, please? just saw patreon's rorschach test and all i can see is someone's graphic design passion in the shape of a puddle of piss. kinda confused.
October 5, 2023 at 2:45 AM
can someone explain to me the trend among bay area tech companies redesigning their logos into dog shit, please? just saw patreon's rorschach test and all i can see is someone's graphic design passion in the shape of a puddle of piss. kinda confused.
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This is a Minnesota Twins hype post! REPOST if you are hyped for the Minnesota Twins’ playoff run OR if you hate getting mosquito bites!
October 3, 2023 at 6:07 PM
This is a Minnesota Twins hype post! REPOST if you are hyped for the Minnesota Twins’ playoff run OR if you hate getting mosquito bites!