Kraken
@lakekraken.bsky.social
Kraken of the lakes, hoarder of dice and lover of horror.
This is the greatest die I've ever seen
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is the greatest die I've ever seen
My fabulous boyfriend got me a lovely bracelet on his recent family trip and it tracks a hammerhead shark.
Their name is Swim Shady 😍
Their name is Swim Shady 😍
July 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My fabulous boyfriend got me a lovely bracelet on his recent family trip and it tracks a hammerhead shark.
Their name is Swim Shady 😍
Their name is Swim Shady 😍
Why do people always have to fucking question if A. Jaws is my favorite movie/why and B. If it is a horror movie.
The dating pool is a puddle sometimes I swear
The dating pool is a puddle sometimes I swear
a cartoon cat with a pink bow on her head
ALT: a cartoon cat with a pink bow on her head
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why do people always have to fucking question if A. Jaws is my favorite movie/why and B. If it is a horror movie.
The dating pool is a puddle sometimes I swear
The dating pool is a puddle sometimes I swear
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Cory Booker is doing something incredible on the Senate floor. If you're not watching, you need to watch: www.youtube.com/live/Ej6locU...
LIVE: Cory Booker goes for floor speech RECORD
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cory Booker is doing something incredible on the Senate floor. If you're not watching, you need to watch: www.youtube.com/live/Ej6locU...
😆😆 someone said "feel good post of the year"
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
www.carscoops.com
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
😆😆 someone said "feel good post of the year"
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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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As proven by the fact that I would 1000% try to pet a bobcat if given a chance, I have the self preservation of a wet rag.
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As proven by the fact that I would 1000% try to pet a bobcat if given a chance, I have the self preservation of a wet rag.
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"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler.
Join Public Transportation Today!"
Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland
Join Public Transportation Today!"
Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland
February 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler.
Join Public Transportation Today!"
Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland
Join Public Transportation Today!"
Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland
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Chunky Salsa has gotten very sick. He's been in the hospital overnight three times (for a total of about 9 days, iirc). We're in deep and need help to continue care.
Anything helps, including sharing.
gofund.me/e5593e33
Anything helps, including sharing.
gofund.me/e5593e33
Donate to Help Chunky Salsa Fight for His Life, organized by Leigh-Ann Sjögren
Meet Chunky Salsa.
Chunk lives in Brooklyn, NY. He’s bright, smart, and oh-… Leigh-Ann Sjögren needs your support for Help Chunky Salsa Fight for His Life
gofund.me
February 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Chunky Salsa has gotten very sick. He's been in the hospital overnight three times (for a total of about 9 days, iirc). We're in deep and need help to continue care.
Anything helps, including sharing.
gofund.me/e5593e33
Anything helps, including sharing.
gofund.me/e5593e33
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Mark your calendars for February 28th, fellow ‘Muricans!
We’re going on a consumer strike. Don’t buy one single thing.
Repost please!
www.newsweek.com/nationwide-e...
We’re going on a consumer strike. Don’t buy one single thing.
Repost please!
www.newsweek.com/nationwide-e...
Nationwide economic blackout on February 28: List of stores being targeted
The national economic blackout is scheduled as a way for Americans to boycott major retailers that have pulled back on DEI policies.
www.newsweek.com
February 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Mark your calendars for February 28th, fellow ‘Muricans!
We’re going on a consumer strike. Don’t buy one single thing.
Repost please!
www.newsweek.com/nationwide-e...
We’re going on a consumer strike. Don’t buy one single thing.
Repost please!
www.newsweek.com/nationwide-e...
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The National Parks Service erased transgender people from their website honoring Stonewall. You can leave a comment on the website. Flood this comment box
www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm
www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm
February 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The National Parks Service erased transgender people from their website honoring Stonewall. You can leave a comment on the website. Flood this comment box
www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm
www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm
I always thought I would have to say this only in event of zombies, but hey since *waves hands* you know.
My friends have permission to eat me after my swift death, but only if you make cannibal jokes. I only sustain those who earn it.
My friends have permission to eat me after my swift death, but only if you make cannibal jokes. I only sustain those who earn it.
February 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I always thought I would have to say this only in event of zombies, but hey since *waves hands* you know.
My friends have permission to eat me after my swift death, but only if you make cannibal jokes. I only sustain those who earn it.
My friends have permission to eat me after my swift death, but only if you make cannibal jokes. I only sustain those who earn it.
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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The temperature in this restaurant is very *nice*
February 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The temperature in this restaurant is very *nice*
Jesus fuck. Ugh. I love NOAA
Losing NOAA would be devastating. Project 2025 authors want to get rid of it because it monitors climate change, and privatize the information it currently provides for free, so you'll have to buy information about the weather and the winds (imperative for mariners).
I have covered NOAA and it’s work for like 15 years and this is brutal. If you’re there and want to chat or share anything, signal is davelevitan.26
February 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Jesus fuck. Ugh. I love NOAA
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Black History is American History.
February 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Black History is American History.
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Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling
"Motherhood is hard."
My friend with cats to me, another woman with a cat and neither of us with human children.
Indeed 🙌
My friend with cats to me, another woman with a cat and neither of us with human children.
Indeed 🙌
a woman wipes her face with a tissue while wearing ace necklace
ALT: a woman wipes her face with a tissue while wearing ace necklace
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Motherhood is hard."
My friend with cats to me, another woman with a cat and neither of us with human children.
Indeed 🙌
My friend with cats to me, another woman with a cat and neither of us with human children.
Indeed 🙌
I am laying in bed because of some shit happening and my cat came to cuddle. I started crying and my horrid son jumped up and left me. What kind of emotional support kitty are you?!
January 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am laying in bed because of some shit happening and my cat came to cuddle. I started crying and my horrid son jumped up and left me. What kind of emotional support kitty are you?!
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Art I did for my DnD campaign I wrote/am writing as we go. I can't wait for them to meet The Boogyman (who is surprisingly a good guy)
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Art I did for my DnD campaign I wrote/am writing as we go. I can't wait for them to meet The Boogyman (who is surprisingly a good guy)