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Nihil Novi Sub Sole
C'mon ICE, the Tow Truck Driver was just DOING HIS JOB :^)
A tow truck driver who towed an ICE SUV that was blocking a driveway while the agents kidnapped Angelanos back in September was just found NOT GUILTY on the only charge against him (theft of government property).

THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
Man accused of towing ICE SUV during LA immigration operation found not guilty
A Los Angeles tow truck driver accused of towing a federal SUV during an immigration enforcement operation was found not guilty by a federal jury Friday. Bobby Nuñez, 33, was arrested and charged with...
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm really tired of people saying the phrase "The real game is at new game+"

Like, the game better be interesting enough for me to get there first???
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I don't care that there are plenty of other spaces, this shit truly grinds my gears.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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But it helps
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@thebeefant.bsky.social art spotted!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dad sent me some stuff from a late family member's collection and this baseball card is cracking me up.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Stolen from a buddy
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Eggman's theme from Sonic Adventure 2 was in my top songs on Apple Music.
E.G.G.M.A.N. by Paul Shortino (Theme of Dr. Eggman)
YouTube video by blackblur7
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sugar free watermelon red bull tastes just like four lokos

I said what I said
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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making $1000000000000000000 on the cannabis industry by inventing “the FLAC of vapes”
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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WE'LL PICK THE BEST FIGHTER SUNDAY
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Elton John said Trump would be the greatest president ever if he ended the aids epidemic and then the Trump admin did this.
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
F L Y (1991 Mix) by Spectrum makes me think of Crucified by Army of Lovers
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is my mom's cat, Yohoma.

She used to run away instantly when I stepped into the apartment but I slowly won her trust by feeding her while mom was in the hospital before and just offering to pet her when she wanted.

Mom says I hypnotize her. Lol
I'm so happy she accepted me. ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Gonna start walking my laps around the building at work with the Belmont gait
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The funniest thing about this is Trump can't own one because he's a convicted felon lol
Trump Guns are now running commercials on Fox News
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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this was made specifically for me
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Jeff Dye "becoming more conservative" because he got his shit pushed in online is the perfect example of what's wrong with these fucking troglodytes to begin with.

"You were mean to me so I'm going to sink further into a grift"

Joe Rogan and his pals are the biggest pissbabies in the world.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trade Killing a boss on Borderlands 4 is in my top 10 things that grind my gears.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don't think Trump has a concept of what numbers are anymore.
Trump: "I've settled eight wars ... one war -- 36 years. I got it done in one day."
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Woah mama
They trapped me in a belt buckle
The Swiss got rock’n’roll after it had been filtered through the rest of Europe so its version was brilliant, exaggerated and wrong. A sincere pastiche of the original.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM