Jamie Kenney
@lacomtessejamie.bsky.social
All four Golden Girls at once.
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19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene…
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene…
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Wait, an odious piece of shit didn’t win an election? This is not the America I know.
June 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wait, an odious piece of shit didn’t win an election? This is not the America I know.
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Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
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A few weeks ago on Behind the Bastards, @iwriteok.bsky.social offered a vague EMT cautionary tale about not wearing a claw clip while driving. I’ve been terrified ever since and only JUST realize my dumb ass has been wearing this in my hair without a care in the fucking world…
June 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A few weeks ago on Behind the Bastards, @iwriteok.bsky.social offered a vague EMT cautionary tale about not wearing a claw clip while driving. I’ve been terrified ever since and only JUST realize my dumb ass has been wearing this in my hair without a care in the fucking world…
At the beginning of Trump’s 2nd term I gave it 6 months max before he & Elon turned on each other because:
1) they’re both egomaniacs &
2) they’re quite possibly the 2 messiest bitches on the planet.
Babes, we’re descending quickly into fascism, but at least this part pairs well with popcorn
1) they’re both egomaniacs &
2) they’re quite possibly the 2 messiest bitches on the planet.
Babes, we’re descending quickly into fascism, but at least this part pairs well with popcorn
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
At the beginning of Trump’s 2nd term I gave it 6 months max before he & Elon turned on each other because:
1) they’re both egomaniacs &
2) they’re quite possibly the 2 messiest bitches on the planet.
Babes, we’re descending quickly into fascism, but at least this part pairs well with popcorn
1) they’re both egomaniacs &
2) they’re quite possibly the 2 messiest bitches on the planet.
Babes, we’re descending quickly into fascism, but at least this part pairs well with popcorn
It took me a few days to place it, but the new pope looks like character actor Steven Gilborn (RIP) & my husband is really out here trying to tell me he doesn’t.
May 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It took me a few days to place it, but the new pope looks like character actor Steven Gilborn (RIP) & my husband is really out here trying to tell me he doesn’t.
Every week, my Spotify discover list is 95% music I can only describe as "Vaguely Creepy Songs That Could Be Played Over The End Credits Of A Horror Movie, Often Ironically"
May 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every week, my Spotify discover list is 95% music I can only describe as "Vaguely Creepy Songs That Could Be Played Over The End Credits Of A Horror Movie, Often Ironically"
I mean, really, what is a conclave if not a kiki for priests?
April 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I mean, really, what is a conclave if not a kiki for priests?
Are people making their kids sing at social events anymore? I feel like my childhood was my grandmother making me sing for her guests. Was this just me or have people realized no one cares whether your kid can sing or not; they don’t want to hear it?
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Are people making their kids sing at social events anymore? I feel like my childhood was my grandmother making me sing for her guests. Was this just me or have people realized no one cares whether your kid can sing or not; they don’t want to hear it?
Tomorrow is Women's Day, when all the worst douchebags you know will say "What about Men's Day*?!" Don't get lured in. They ONLY care about it on Women's Day.
*Nov 19, FYI
*Nov 19, FYI
March 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tomorrow is Women's Day, when all the worst douchebags you know will say "What about Men's Day*?!" Don't get lured in. They ONLY care about it on Women's Day.
*Nov 19, FYI
*Nov 19, FYI
My 13 y/o just saw Mark Zuckerberg on TV and deadpanned “why does he look like Logan Paul’s discount brother?” and I truly, truly love this child.
February 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My 13 y/o just saw Mark Zuckerberg on TV and deadpanned “why does he look like Logan Paul’s discount brother?” and I truly, truly love this child.
Watching Twilight Zone with the youngest and honestly? Talky Tina is a feminist icon. Is a fragile, impotent man being awful to you. Talky Tina can help you with that.
February 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Watching Twilight Zone with the youngest and honestly? Talky Tina is a feminist icon. Is a fragile, impotent man being awful to you. Talky Tina can help you with that.
I have no real evidence to back this up, but I really think that if we all started pronouncing "DOGE" as "Dog-E" Elon would get, like, angry crying upset.
February 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have no real evidence to back this up, but I really think that if we all started pronouncing "DOGE" as "Dog-E" Elon would get, like, angry crying upset.
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When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite
I got out of the habit of posting on Twitter & have therefore been bad about posting here, but something cool that’s happened to me in the past week is that I’m now officially wombless! But my colleagues sent me a replacement uterus that shouldn’t cause me any problems.
December 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I got out of the habit of posting on Twitter & have therefore been bad about posting here, but something cool that’s happened to me in the past week is that I’m now officially wombless! But my colleagues sent me a replacement uterus that shouldn’t cause me any problems.
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His politics are mYsTeRiOuS
December 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
His politics are mYsTeRiOuS
Scene: technician enters room with equipment to give my roommate an x-ray.
Tech: Hi! Is there any chance you might be pregnant?
Me: Well… I just had my uterus removed, so no, I don’t think so.
Tech: Hi! Is there any chance you might be pregnant?
Me: Well… I just had my uterus removed, so no, I don’t think so.
December 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Scene: technician enters room with equipment to give my roommate an x-ray.
Tech: Hi! Is there any chance you might be pregnant?
Me: Well… I just had my uterus removed, so no, I don’t think so.
Tech: Hi! Is there any chance you might be pregnant?
Me: Well… I just had my uterus removed, so no, I don’t think so.
Did we Google “tiny Santa hats” to find itty bitty caps for our Halloween decor to get more use out of it? Yes. Are these little Santa hats meant to decorate wine bottles, entrenching the whole thing more firmly into my brand? Also yes.
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
December 10, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Did we Google “tiny Santa hats” to find itty bitty caps for our Halloween decor to get more use out of it? Yes. Are these little Santa hats meant to decorate wine bottles, entrenching the whole thing more firmly into my brand? Also yes.
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
I don't usually write overly personal essays, but every now and then there's something personal to say...
www.scarymommy.com/parenting/my...
www.scarymommy.com/parenting/my...
My Hysterectomy & My 10-Year-Old Daughter
I hope my haunted uterus doesn't kill that little spark of excitement for their first period — the same one I used to have at their age.
www.scarymommy.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I don't usually write overly personal essays, but every now and then there's something personal to say...
www.scarymommy.com/parenting/my...
www.scarymommy.com/parenting/my...
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
Spotify highlighting the fact that my brand is very, very strong...
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Spotify highlighting the fact that my brand is very, very strong...