Jamie Kenney
@lacomtessejamie.bsky.social
All four Golden Girls at once.
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene…
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene…
A few weeks ago on Behind the Bastards, @iwriteok.bsky.social offered a vague EMT cautionary tale about not wearing a claw clip while driving. I’ve been terrified ever since and only JUST realize my dumb ass has been wearing this in my hair without a care in the fucking world…
June 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A few weeks ago on Behind the Bastards, @iwriteok.bsky.social offered a vague EMT cautionary tale about not wearing a claw clip while driving. I’ve been terrified ever since and only JUST realize my dumb ass has been wearing this in my hair without a care in the fucking world…
It took me a few days to place it, but the new pope looks like character actor Steven Gilborn (RIP) & my husband is really out here trying to tell me he doesn’t.
May 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It took me a few days to place it, but the new pope looks like character actor Steven Gilborn (RIP) & my husband is really out here trying to tell me he doesn’t.
Tomorrow is Women's Day, when all the worst douchebags you know will say "What about Men's Day*?!" Don't get lured in. They ONLY care about it on Women's Day.
*Nov 19, FYI
*Nov 19, FYI
March 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tomorrow is Women's Day, when all the worst douchebags you know will say "What about Men's Day*?!" Don't get lured in. They ONLY care about it on Women's Day.
*Nov 19, FYI
*Nov 19, FYI
Watching Twilight Zone with the youngest and honestly? Talky Tina is a feminist icon. Is a fragile, impotent man being awful to you. Talky Tina can help you with that.
February 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Watching Twilight Zone with the youngest and honestly? Talky Tina is a feminist icon. Is a fragile, impotent man being awful to you. Talky Tina can help you with that.
I got out of the habit of posting on Twitter & have therefore been bad about posting here, but something cool that’s happened to me in the past week is that I’m now officially wombless! But my colleagues sent me a replacement uterus that shouldn’t cause me any problems.
December 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I got out of the habit of posting on Twitter & have therefore been bad about posting here, but something cool that’s happened to me in the past week is that I’m now officially wombless! But my colleagues sent me a replacement uterus that shouldn’t cause me any problems.
Did we Google “tiny Santa hats” to find itty bitty caps for our Halloween decor to get more use out of it? Yes. Are these little Santa hats meant to decorate wine bottles, entrenching the whole thing more firmly into my brand? Also yes.
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
December 10, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Did we Google “tiny Santa hats” to find itty bitty caps for our Halloween decor to get more use out of it? Yes. Are these little Santa hats meant to decorate wine bottles, entrenching the whole thing more firmly into my brand? Also yes.
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
#SantaHatsForSantaBats
Spotify highlighting the fact that my brand is very, very strong...
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Spotify highlighting the fact that my brand is very, very strong...
Anything is a Christmas decoration if you just believe hard enough…
November 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Anything is a Christmas decoration if you just believe hard enough…
Apple News: who told you showing me this days before Thanksgiving was any of your damn business…
November 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Apple News: who told you showing me this days before Thanksgiving was any of your damn business…
