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Lachy France
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🏀📺 Sutherland and Comets NBL1 East.
🤾🏻‍♂️📺 NSW Handball.
🏀🎙️ East Got Game podcast.
⚽️📝 College Matildas.

Also watching many Olympic sports (both summer and winter).

Owner of one college team logo tattoo.

Oh, and once I saw a blimp.
Pinned
-flashback to November 7, 2023-

Welcome to Davidson v USC Upstate women's basketball, live on ESPN+, your commentators this evening are…
The short turnaround between runs in bobsleigh absolutely rules. Conversely, I'm absolutely zero chance of watching the second run of any alpine skiing events in Europe on a work night live.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
ken: stuff about Debora Annen that's actually relevant to the sport she's competing in.

me: DID YOU KNOW DEBORA ANNEN WAS A SWISS JUNIOR NATIONAL TEAM HANDBALL PLAYER!?
Debora Annen is the daughter of Martin Annen, bobsledder in the early 2000s.

Really talented pilot, but still learning some of the tracks. She was on Europe Cup until last season when she made the jump to World Cup.

She's down a tenth behind Boch. Voigt is up next.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
get around it.
Alright, it's 2-woman bobsled time! If it's anything like yesterday's racing it should be a banger!

Here's the thread for heat 1, and here's your live link to watch along: www.youtube.com/live/CP_J-i4...
IBSF World Cup Innsbruck - 2-Woman Bobsleigh - Heat 1
YouTube video by IBSF Bobsleigh & Skeleton
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
watching this Supercars race is painful, especially the way they're dancing around the fact that the dumb as fuck playoff system is the only reason this situation even eventuated.
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Cricket Australia not selling personalised WBBL jerseys has saved me probably at least $2K over the course of the competition.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
in other news, I made chili last night for dinner, so for the first time all season I am eating chili and watching college football.

yes it's 10:40am here. no I don't care.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
my SWEET baby boy Diego!
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
we export both punters and hype songs to college football.
Tennessee's stadium DJ would like to tell you about the story of the joker and the thief in the night.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
let's go!
Hey! It's 2-man bobsled time from the reconfigured track in Igls!

It's been a weird week, with skeleton canceled due to issues with part of the reconfigured track, so today is our, the fan's, first look at the track.

This is my Heat 1 thread!

Live stream: www.youtube.com/live/2NpQwQj...
IBSF World Cup Innsbruck - 2-Man Bobsleigh - Heat 1
YouTube video by IBSF Bobsleigh & Skeleton
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Two WNBL coaches out before the halfway point of the season.

Chaos league.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i love that team.
Stanford's 95 goals (so far) are the most since the 2019 Stanford team that essentially broke college soccer scored 102.

Look at that crazy roster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Placebo
Tegan and Sara
Dessa
Twenty One Pilots
RedHook
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Mötley Crüe
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Poison
Naughty By Nature
Toto
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

The Who
Green Day
The Dead Weather (x2!)
Yeasayer
Rural Alberta Advantage
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
GRAHAME PARK MENTIONED.
Hello and kia ora everyone - it's game day in Gosford / Darkinjung as the Matildas take on Aotearoa New Zealand at Grahame Park! @dale_roots taking you through tonight's game - let's hope for some Gossy Good Times! #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
the woso train.

as in the only reason I ever catch it is for Dub/Tillies.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by Lachy France
a bit of news: today is my last day with Women Onside ⚽

I'll be returning to #footballmedia on a freelance basis to try and provide a louder voice to the women's game at a time when Australian football desperately needs it.

if you'd like to work together, DM or email me sclewis1992@gmail.com 📩
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Watching Sweden frustrate me for most of this handball game before finally winning has prepared me for the most likely eventuality in Gosford tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
WAKE THE FILIPPA IDEHN UP! It's Sweden v Czechia at the Women's Handball World Championships time!

#GERNED2025
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Marco Jansen absolutely taking the piss with that catch to wrap up the series.

One of the greatest outfield catches you will ever see.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Found out today that the commentator for the women's handball world championship starting this week will be remote rather than on-site.

For a world championship.

Get in so many bins.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"before Jada got a Matildas cap" is the "before we got GTA6" for Australian woso.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
me: I will drink two beers and go home.

NSW women’s handball team: you will drink two beers and then drink champagne out of the trophy we won.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
handball nationals update:

15 games called
many compliments from people
NSW win GOLD in women’s and bronze in men’s

crowd chanting my name as I thank everyone for the opportunity to commentate whilst wrapping up the presentation. 🥹🥹🥹

most importantly, “are you coming to the pub tonight?” 🥹🥹🥹
first day of handball commentary:

six games commentated

one chat with the men's national team coach live on air

zero cricket watched (usually a bad thing but I just looked at the score)
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sydney FC games this season.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
any English-speaking country Olympics rights holders need a handball commentator?
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM