dutch bros asked me if i wanted my cold brew hot or iced ?? a hot cold brew ? excuse me
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
dutch bros asked me if i wanted my cold brew hot or iced ?? a hot cold brew ? excuse me
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats as there's 'no longer a moral option'
A man has gone viral after training a murder of crows to swoop down and snatch MAGA hats from unsuspecting Trump supporters, documenting his months-long experiment
www.dailystar.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
you'll never catch me doing one of those 10 years later photo trend lmao if you want to see what i looked like in 2016 you just had to be there 😌😌
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
you'll never catch me doing one of those 10 years later photo trend lmao if you want to see what i looked like in 2016 you just had to be there 😌😌
quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🏋🏻💪🏼
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🏋🏻💪🏼
not even time for the new years resolutioners at the gym and someone already in here working out in sunglasses ....
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
not even time for the new years resolutioners at the gym and someone already in here working out in sunglasses ....
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December 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
read the gay hockey book in like 3 days so ofc im obsessed w the tv series now 🙃🙃
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
read the gay hockey book in like 3 days so ofc im obsessed w the tv series now 🙃🙃
just watched pluribus on apple tv, sooo good
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
just watched pluribus on apple tv, sooo good
mamdani babyyyyyy
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
mamdani babyyyyyy
i'm convinced las vegas is a simulation
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October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i'm convinced las vegas is a simulation
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i am so tired of multi-factor authentication !!!! just hack my shit already i am so sick of waiting for a code to my email
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i am so tired of multi-factor authentication !!!! just hack my shit already i am so sick of waiting for a code to my email
feeling ~fancy~
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
feeling ~fancy~
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
wedding time 🤵🏻♂️
going ✈️ chicago for besties wedding week
(the edible kicked in lmao)
(the edible kicked in lmao)
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
going ✈️ chicago for besties wedding week
(the edible kicked in lmao)
(the edible kicked in lmao)
i love making fun of my suburbanite coworkers who are genuinely terrified of going into portland lmao
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i love making fun of my suburbanite coworkers who are genuinely terrified of going into portland lmao
task has been great on HBO so far every sunday, really looking forward to the next season of the pitt in january + s4 of industry whenever it comes out 😮💨
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
task has been great on HBO so far every sunday, really looking forward to the next season of the pitt in january + s4 of industry whenever it comes out 😮💨
had a religious experience tonight aka trader joe's was basically empty and they were playing the big little lies theme song 🙇🏻
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
had a religious experience tonight aka trader joe's was basically empty and they were playing the big little lies theme song 🙇🏻
finally get to celebrate portland wing week this evening !!!
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
finally get to celebrate portland wing week this evening !!!
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this last week has been so emotionally draining
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
this last week has been so emotionally draining
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How can I make today about me
September 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How can I make today about me
woke up and removed another group of undercover magats from my insta today !! yall almost had me fooled lol
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
woke up and removed another group of undercover magats from my insta today !! yall almost had me fooled lol
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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
