Zoey
@kzonked.bsky.social
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...You're welcome...??
"SCPs that got hoovered up and regurgitated by chatbots end up giving tech executives schizophrenia" is perhaps fittingly a very SCP thing to happen
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
...You're welcome...??
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well well well, if it isn't the thing everyone said would happen
Went and I checked this, and Edwin's correct: On the left is text from the reconciliation bill "PROHIBITING FEDERAL MEDICAID AND CHIP FUNDING FOR GENDER TRANSITION PROCEDURES FOR MINORS" On the right is from the Manager's amendment that strikes the word "FOR MINORS."
May 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
well well well, if it isn't the thing everyone said would happen
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This has been quite productive and has made me less anxious
April 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This has been quite productive and has made me less anxious
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i just can't get over.
the juicero was basically the coolest thing that ever happened to the planet.
no matter what the fucking commies say, it established a new baseline for juice technology.
the greatest home juicer in the history of man.
and i have to live, as i watch it fall apart by choice.
the juicero was basically the coolest thing that ever happened to the planet.
no matter what the fucking commies say, it established a new baseline for juice technology.
the greatest home juicer in the history of man.
and i have to live, as i watch it fall apart by choice.
March 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i just can't get over.
the juicero was basically the coolest thing that ever happened to the planet.
no matter what the fucking commies say, it established a new baseline for juice technology.
the greatest home juicer in the history of man.
and i have to live, as i watch it fall apart by choice.
the juicero was basically the coolest thing that ever happened to the planet.
no matter what the fucking commies say, it established a new baseline for juice technology.
the greatest home juicer in the history of man.
and i have to live, as i watch it fall apart by choice.
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having one of those days that makes me want to sell my children to a witch
March 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
having one of those days that makes me want to sell my children to a witch
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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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I loooooove this website baby
February 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I loooooove this website baby
i must be professional on here because everything is public
gon cri
gon cri
September 9, 2023 at 5:46 AM
i must be professional on here because everything is public
gon cri
gon cri