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I love sailors and boats and ecology and the bronze age and pirates and the ocean and geopolitical tension and spiders and any weapon that pokes
My immune system still making me sniffly over a week since I was actually sick:
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If Half Life 3 is a launch title on Steam Machine do you think Tyler McVicker will finally sit under a tree and smile contently as he turns into dust as the morning wind blows him away?
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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XBOX CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
October 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A loose long black skirt with belt loops would save my life
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Legendary drop at Goodwill yesterday
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Me: we must needs build a stable

My son Dreamerboy: Why father

Slamming my fist on the table, angry: for the horses dammit! (rubbing temples) Im sorry

Dreamerboy: No father Im sorry. I dint know what them things were🙂

My daughter Atari pointing outside and crying: We are beset by strange beasts!
August 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Being trans has made my life a lot more like Death Stranding. I like hiking now and my inventory management is super complicated because I don't have pockets but need to carry makeup and shaving stuff everywhere.
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
September 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Today im dressed like if Testament was super into fishing
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Relating to sea shanties on a whole new level by becoming a lesbian who is really good at picking up chicks but also really good at fumbling them immediately
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yeah what if I didnt even have bluesky
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Driving around at night with the windows down playing Pique la Baleine loud as fuck in order to tarnish the reputation of the French
September 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Logging the fuck off, goodbye Spotify, Twitter, meta, and bluesky. Gonna be doing this shit far less and hope for the sake of your minds that many of do the same too.
September 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss of all time. It will never get worse than that. Ever.
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My 9/11 outfit
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Was Solidus Snake really that bad of a President?
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Visiting The Interplanetary Hot Springs With The Enemy Mech Pilot
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
All spiders are girls
September 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world follow me
September 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Ive connected 13 million gamers across the world
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM