Kyle Shamorian
@kyleshamorian.bsky.social
“There’s no added sugar in this candy so I can have infinity of them.”
Endocrinologist: “that’s not how that works.”
“YOU’RE not how that works!!!”
Endocrinologist: “that’s not how that works.”
“YOU’RE not how that works!!!”
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“There’s no added sugar in this candy so I can have infinity of them.”
Endocrinologist: “that’s not how that works.”
“YOU’RE not how that works!!!”
Endocrinologist: “that’s not how that works.”
“YOU’RE not how that works!!!”
The only price that makes any sense at the grocery store is the ready-to-eat hot rotisserie chicken. $4.99. Absolutely.
Everything else is baffling.
Everything else is baffling.
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The only price that makes any sense at the grocery store is the ready-to-eat hot rotisserie chicken. $4.99. Absolutely.
Everything else is baffling.
Everything else is baffling.
Ok I’ll stop putting potatoes in my socks.
TikTokers are using raw potato slices in socks to cure colds, but experts say there’s no scientific evidence supporting this remedy. https://wapo.st/49h8hdi
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ok I’ll stop putting potatoes in my socks.
There’s a reason, big guy
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There’s a reason, big guy
There was a great deal of Voltage, particularly from Mars.
I will be Mars Volting this evening. I will respond to your email when I return.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There was a great deal of Voltage, particularly from Mars.
I will be Mars Volting this evening. I will respond to your email when I return.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I will be Mars Volting this evening. I will respond to your email when I return.
Data expert keynote speaker at work is saying AI is the future. Ya’ll hearing this?
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Data expert keynote speaker at work is saying AI is the future. Ya’ll hearing this?
50-year mortgages sound great and normal and super cool. Definitely reasonable A+.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
50-year mortgages sound great and normal and super cool. Definitely reasonable A+.
I adore those videos of porch package thiefs getting blasted with exploding colors.
A simple joy.
A simple joy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I adore those videos of porch package thiefs getting blasted with exploding colors.
A simple joy.
A simple joy.
Does this mean Godzilla will lay its eggs in Madison Square Garden like Godzilla did in the film Godzilla (1998)?
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Does this mean Godzilla will lay its eggs in Madison Square Garden like Godzilla did in the film Godzilla (1998)?
Barking at ghosts..
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Barking at ghosts..
It gets dark at 5 pm now and Carrie and Lowell remains available for streaming.
Careful out there, folks.
Careful out there, folks.
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It gets dark at 5 pm now and Carrie and Lowell remains available for streaming.
Careful out there, folks.
Careful out there, folks.
Absolutely DOWNING car dealership waiting room coffee.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Absolutely DOWNING car dealership waiting room coffee.
Donnie Darko with the lady and then seeing a music band in the downtown area.
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Donnie Darko with the lady and then seeing a music band in the downtown area.
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Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
I am once again upon the choo-choo, Chicago-bound.
Hope the cow visibility is better on the return trip.
Hope the cow visibility is better on the return trip.
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I am once again upon the choo-choo, Chicago-bound.
Hope the cow visibility is better on the return trip.
Hope the cow visibility is better on the return trip.
Just found out my company tried to get David Schwimmer as our spokesman but didn’t have the budget. ☹️
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just found out my company tried to get David Schwimmer as our spokesman but didn’t have the budget. ☹️
Home of the Cardinals, the Blues, and the misdemeanor assault charge. 🙏
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Home of the Cardinals, the Blues, and the misdemeanor assault charge. 🙏
Not sure about ya’ll, but I for one am on an Amtrak train to St. Louis, Missouri, where I will be team-building until Thursday mourn.
Need a team built? I’m your boi.
Need a team built? I’m your boi.
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not sure about ya’ll, but I for one am on an Amtrak train to St. Louis, Missouri, where I will be team-building until Thursday mourn.
Need a team built? I’m your boi.
Need a team built? I’m your boi.
*wakes up and reads any news story*
[Falconer SNL sketch Will Forte voice]
“…. Oh Donald..”
[Falconer SNL sketch Will Forte voice]
“…. Oh Donald..”
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*wakes up and reads any news story*
[Falconer SNL sketch Will Forte voice]
“…. Oh Donald..”
[Falconer SNL sketch Will Forte voice]
“…. Oh Donald..”
Tear gas in my neighborhood.
Not great.
Not great.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Tear gas in my neighborhood.
Not great.
Not great.
I just want the gravitas to pull off a cape.
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I just want the gravitas to pull off a cape.
We ALL wear masks, metaphorically SPEAK-ingg….uh-KUH.
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We ALL wear masks, metaphorically SPEAK-ingg….uh-KUH.
I highly recommend using “Imogen Poots!” as an expletive.
In bad traffic, or stubbed your toe?
“IMOGEN POOTS!”
It’s very satisfying.
In bad traffic, or stubbed your toe?
“IMOGEN POOTS!”
It’s very satisfying.
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I highly recommend using “Imogen Poots!” as an expletive.
In bad traffic, or stubbed your toe?
“IMOGEN POOTS!”
It’s very satisfying.
In bad traffic, or stubbed your toe?
“IMOGEN POOTS!”
It’s very satisfying.
