Kyle Shamorian
@kyleshamorian.bsky.social
There’s a reason, big guy
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There’s a reason, big guy
A truly Sgt. Doakes surprise motherfucker moment if there ever was one.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A truly Sgt. Doakes surprise motherfucker moment if there ever was one.
Barking at ghosts..
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Barking at ghosts..
Home of the Cardinals, the Blues, and the misdemeanor assault charge. 🙏
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Home of the Cardinals, the Blues, and the misdemeanor assault charge. 🙏
Well fella, let me tell you what you’re missing. Views like this:
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well fella, let me tell you what you’re missing. Views like this:
I’m on pain meds!
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m on pain meds!
The real kings know there is only one.
October 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The real kings know there is only one.
Nice lady barista gave me a free coffee today.
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nice lady barista gave me a free coffee today.
🎶people on the streets … DA-BA-DEE-DA-DEY🎶
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🎶people on the streets … DA-BA-DEE-DA-DEY🎶
🎶because your squish, your squish, is oooooonn muh list🎶
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🎶because your squish, your squish, is oooooonn muh list🎶
Bought m’lady some fish
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Bought m’lady some fish
I mean come ON now.
September 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I mean come ON now.
Me any time a colleague asks what kind of snack gift we should get our boss.
September 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me any time a colleague asks what kind of snack gift we should get our boss.
Got my A1C from 13 to 6.2 in 5 months
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Got my A1C from 13 to 6.2 in 5 months
I enjoyed this goof immensely.
August 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I enjoyed this goof immensely.
July 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@dprzygoda.bsky.social found shirts for us. I’ll just have to remove the sleeves from mine.
July 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@dprzygoda.bsky.social found shirts for us. I’ll just have to remove the sleeves from mine.
Brought to you by Squarespace, bay-bee. Make a GREAT website BEGGHHHH.
June 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Brought to you by Squarespace, bay-bee. Make a GREAT website BEGGHHHH.
Where do you want the mustard?
June 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Where do you want the mustard?
Big friggin whoop. Call me when you hit ‘em all.
May 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Big friggin whoop. Call me when you hit ‘em all.
Got into my car for the first time since I got back from Nashville and —no joke—got a BIG OL crack in that windshield. Highway driving, uh-bay-bee.
May 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Got into my car for the first time since I got back from Nashville and —no joke—got a BIG OL crack in that windshield. Highway driving, uh-bay-bee.