Institute 👏🏻PTO👏🏻forest👏🏻days

“I prefer a guy who’s super good at standing and not falling over.”

A truly Sgt. Doakes surprise motherfucker moment if there ever was one.

Right down the goddamn street. Sweet Jesus what are we DOING in this country.

*takes my Jamiroquai hat out of my hope chest and lightly dusts it off*

How was your guys’ party? Also your book costume was phenomenal.

This cover band called Rod Tuffcurls and the Benchpress. We saw them at a summer fest in Roscoe Village this summer. They’re absolutely incredible.