Kyle Optimistic
@kyleoptimistic.bsky.social
Pro bono agitator
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
Tis the season to poop wearing a blanket.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tis the season to poop wearing a blanket.
Man up.
Get a vasectomy.
Get a vasectomy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Man up.
Get a vasectomy.
Get a vasectomy.
I'm really starting to hate everyone having to use the name "Switch 1".
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm really starting to hate everyone having to use the name "Switch 1".
I'm running a half marathon today, and it's entirely possible that I will finish with a time that's double my PR.
So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!
So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I'm running a half marathon today, and it's entirely possible that I will finish with a time that's double my PR.
So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!
So take this as your reminder that everyone's invited!
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day 1007 - crochet liquid metal slime initial prototype :) gonna try in some different yarn weights later when my hands forgive me for making them work on this for a couple hours straight right when i woke up lol #dragonquest
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
day 1007 - crochet liquid metal slime initial prototype :) gonna try in some different yarn weights later when my hands forgive me for making them work on this for a couple hours straight right when i woke up lol #dragonquest
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
I beat Metroid Dread tonight and unlocked Hard Mode.
I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.
I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I beat Metroid Dread tonight and unlocked Hard Mode.
I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.
I think I'm more likely to replay Fusion than replay Dread, but maybe one day.
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NEW VIDEO
Wish me luck.
This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...
Wish me luck.
This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...
I LOVED Legends ZA and I wanna talk about it for an hour
YouTube video by cecilily
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
NEW VIDEO
Wish me luck.
This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...
Wish me luck.
This isn't a video about windows. It's about gentrification, the housing crisis, anti-homeless benches, toxic yuri, Canatics, using type immunities as a narrative device, the best story we ever got and a Pokémon game made with care for fans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOr7...
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This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
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Christmas coming early
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Christmas coming early
I'm finally playing thru Metroid Dread, and I'm looking forward to getting the worst possible ending.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm finally playing thru Metroid Dread, and I'm looking forward to getting the worst possible ending.
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youtu.be/WwZ8T8lROD4?... thinking about the Dragon Quest Monsters soundtrack and realizing these never got Symphonic Suites... A shame...
MUSIC ~ Dragon Warrior Monsters ~ 03 Terry's World
YouTube video by ARgciM
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
youtu.be/WwZ8T8lROD4?... thinking about the Dragon Quest Monsters soundtrack and realizing these never got Symphonic Suites... A shame...
I crocheted little arms for my Kirby.
My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles.
I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.
My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles.
I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I crocheted little arms for my Kirby.
My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles.
I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.
My wife said they looked like boobs. So I took them off and made them into tiny Kirby's. Now they just look like testicles.
I'd share a pic, but I'd have to censor it.
3 weeks of fun times
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
3 weeks of fun times
Perfect timing for a woodland critter to get stuck in the wall somewhere near my bedroom.
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Perfect timing for a woodland critter to get stuck in the wall somewhere near my bedroom.
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
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"And my axe"
October 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"And my axe"
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
The wife's at a drag show tonight. Where's your significant other?
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The wife's at a drag show tonight. Where's your significant other?
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Tears stream down my face. Is this what it feels like to experience victory, purer and more complete than any man has ever known?
God I love that word. I can't remember where I saw it, but there was some video that said "Castlevania got its name because it's a Metroidvania set inside of a castle".
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tears stream down my face. Is this what it feels like to experience victory, purer and more complete than any man has ever known?
Binky the Clown will always be a part of me.
"Heeeeeey Kids!"
"Heeeeeey Kids!"
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Binky the Clown will always be a part of me.
"Heeeeeey Kids!"
"Heeeeeey Kids!"
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