Kyle Sparks
@kyleksparks.bsky.social
Husband/Dad, ROH Shill, Wrestling Fan, (Sometimes) Podcaster, (Rarely) Clever.
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CHIKARA required three wins in a row before petitioning for a title shot. If you lost along the way, you went back to zero. It was a good system.
The absolute brain worm takes because I want people to win matches before getting title shots is mind boggling.
Why have titles if "winning and losing doesn't matter?"
People who claim that in any wrestling company are using a crutch for laziness, apathy and tropes
Why have titles if "winning and losing doesn't matter?"
People who claim that in any wrestling company are using a crutch for laziness, apathy and tropes
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
CHIKARA required three wins in a row before petitioning for a title shot. If you lost along the way, you went back to zero. It was a good system.
Packers: "Challenge accepted."
The Bears had 5 drops Sunday
That’s tied for the most by any team in a game this season (Jags, ofc)
That’s tied for the most by any team in a game this season (Jags, ofc)
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Packers: "Challenge accepted."
LaFleur chooses to punt instead of a 57 yard field goal. Then sends his injured kicker out to try from 64 at the end. Make it make ANY fucking sense.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
LaFleur chooses to punt instead of a 57 yard field goal. Then sends his injured kicker out to try from 64 at the end. Make it make ANY fucking sense.
Honestly just forfeit the rest of the season. This is just comical ineptitude. This team is useless, LaFleur’s brain is broken, and he’s dragging down Love with him.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Honestly just forfeit the rest of the season. This is just comical ineptitude. This team is useless, LaFleur’s brain is broken, and he’s dragging down Love with him.
Could that whistle have been any slower with Watson clearly stood up and not moving?
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Could that whistle have been any slower with Watson clearly stood up and not moving?
Three fucking losses where you gave up less than 17 points.
Your dipshit HC who’s supposed to be an offensive wunderkind is not pulling his fucking weight.
Ed Policy’s choice at the end of this season is easy as can be.
Your dipshit HC who’s supposed to be an offensive wunderkind is not pulling his fucking weight.
Ed Policy’s choice at the end of this season is easy as can be.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Three fucking losses where you gave up less than 17 points.
Your dipshit HC who’s supposed to be an offensive wunderkind is not pulling his fucking weight.
Ed Policy’s choice at the end of this season is easy as can be.
Your dipshit HC who’s supposed to be an offensive wunderkind is not pulling his fucking weight.
Ed Policy’s choice at the end of this season is easy as can be.
I hate being right here.
I sincerely doubt it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I hate being right here.
Explain to me like I’m five why LaFleur deserves to keep his job. This shit is systemic at this point.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Explain to me like I’m five why LaFleur deserves to keep his job. This shit is systemic at this point.
Also worth pointing out LaFleur punted instead of trying a ~57 yard field goal. If you don’t think McManus can make it, WHY ISN’T HAVRISIK ACTIVE?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Also worth pointing out LaFleur punted instead of trying a ~57 yard field goal. If you don’t think McManus can make it, WHY ISN’T HAVRISIK ACTIVE?!
22 runs, 15 passes. Fuck everything.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
22 runs, 15 passes. Fuck everything.
Now even best case scenario, a 3 and out gives you the ball deep in your territory, and you haven’t sustained a drive all night.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Now even best case scenario, a 3 and out gives you the ball deep in your territory, and you haven’t sustained a drive all night.
OL is a shit show and it’s affecting Love’s field vision.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
OL is a shit show and it’s affecting Love’s field vision.
Explosive play? HANDOFF TIME, BABY.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Explosive play? HANDOFF TIME, BABY.
Every NFC contender looking at this game and wondering where the threat is. Just egregiously bad play by both teams.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every NFC contender looking at this game and wondering where the threat is. Just egregiously bad play by both teams.
Is there anyone who actually doubted that the Eagles would immediately score a TD to open the half? Anyone? We’ve seen this before.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Is there anyone who actually doubted that the Eagles would immediately score a TD to open the half? Anyone? We’ve seen this before.
Packers being gashed by a TE again. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Packers being gashed by a TE again. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
I’m not near drunk enough to make this game tolerable. And because I have to work tomorrow, that is not an option.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m not near drunk enough to make this game tolerable. And because I have to work tomorrow, that is not an option.
If scared money don’t make money, then Matt LaFleur should have declared bankruptcy years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If scared money don’t make money, then Matt LaFleur should have declared bankruptcy years ago.
When are we allowed to say LaFleur’s seat is hot? Because this is absolute coaching malpractice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When are we allowed to say LaFleur’s seat is hot? Because this is absolute coaching malpractice.
This game is a crime against football.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This game is a crime against football.
Oop, first down pass didn’t work, better call runs on the next 25 plays in a row.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oop, first down pass didn’t work, better call runs on the next 25 plays in a row.
LET. JORDAN. COOK.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
LET. JORDAN. COOK.
Fuck you, Matt LaFleur. Have the decency to quit if this is the shit you’re going to pull.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Fuck you, Matt LaFleur. Have the decency to quit if this is the shit you’re going to pull.