Kyle
@kyebrows.bsky.social
I do music things, usually. I do ADHD things, always.
I *will* like your dog content.
I *will* like your dog content.
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Robots should never be humanoid.
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Robots should never be humanoid.
Dunno if you knew this, but…the PNW kinda fucks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dunno if you knew this, but…the PNW kinda fucks.
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."
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I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
Just....don't watch the video. Its not worth it, no matter how despicable and vitriolic he was. I would have told you I had tolerance for videos like that, and I would have been wrong.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just....don't watch the video. Its not worth it, no matter how despicable and vitriolic he was. I would have told you I had tolerance for videos like that, and I would have been wrong.
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
Proud owner of Thane horn no. 232. Absolute BEAUTY of an axe, so pumped to dive in. Thank you, Thane Trumpets!!
September 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Proud owner of Thane horn no. 232. Absolute BEAUTY of an axe, so pumped to dive in. Thank you, Thane Trumpets!!
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Unlearning: Body language isn’t a language
September 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Unlearning: Body language isn’t a language
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YOUR FULL OF THEM TO - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
YOUR FULL OF THEM TO - dashare.zone ADMIN
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I mean I already skip out on @stumptowncoffee.bsky.social because of the outrageous price, but now I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything.
July 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I mean I already skip out on @stumptowncoffee.bsky.social because of the outrageous price, but now I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything.
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More small brands that are secretly huge companies.
July 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
More small brands that are secretly huge companies.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
There is no greater a tension release than suddenly remembering the thing you were thinking about and then forgot what it was and spent the past ten minutes trying every trick and trigger to remember it.
June 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
There is no greater a tension release than suddenly remembering the thing you were thinking about and then forgot what it was and spent the past ten minutes trying every trick and trigger to remember it.
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YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN
“If you need extra time to stow your carryon luggage, please step out of the aisle first to allow the boarding process to continue” says the flight attendant as we collectively wait and watch a man in row 4 repeatedly attempt to shove a backpack into an overhead bin.
April 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“If you need extra time to stow your carryon luggage, please step out of the aisle first to allow the boarding process to continue” says the flight attendant as we collectively wait and watch a man in row 4 repeatedly attempt to shove a backpack into an overhead bin.
Why use only 5 words to express myself when I could use 900 (half of which are archaic or unreasonable for basic conversation to prove to you that I read a lot as a kid and put a lot of effort into learning this language and therefore and ONLY therefore have value as a person)???
April 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Why use only 5 words to express myself when I could use 900 (half of which are archaic or unreasonable for basic conversation to prove to you that I read a lot as a kid and put a lot of effort into learning this language and therefore and ONLY therefore have value as a person)???
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
A little blowin’ from a Pura Vida Orquestra hit this past weekend #Trumpet #PDXLiveMusic #PortlandLiveMusic
April 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A little blowin’ from a Pura Vida Orquestra hit this past weekend #Trumpet #PDXLiveMusic #PortlandLiveMusic
Church gigs are always a gamble as a progressive nigh-atheist. But when the Reverend refers to Jesus as “a middle eastern Jewish preacher”, a small sigh of relief feels warranted.
April 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Church gigs are always a gamble as a progressive nigh-atheist. But when the Reverend refers to Jesus as “a middle eastern Jewish preacher”, a small sigh of relief feels warranted.
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Everyone now and again I will see someone use the phrase "woke mind virus" seriously and I will wonder what it is like to be them, and to have a head full of rancid pudding where a brain is meant to be
April 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Everyone now and again I will see someone use the phrase "woke mind virus" seriously and I will wonder what it is like to be them, and to have a head full of rancid pudding where a brain is meant to be
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Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes