kurtis
@kurtismjohnson.me
atlanta. urbanism. bad jokes. braves. most days i'm Orthodox. I enjoy photography and running. #stopcopcity
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I just called and left a message. It was easy. You can too! This is the template I came up with...
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I just called and left a message. It was easy. You can too! This is the template I came up with...
It was already abundantly clear before, but we're seeing in real time how all of the 2A-well-regulated-militia types are just mouth-breathing, chicken-shit keyboard warriors. The tyrannical govt is here and yall are cheering them on from the sidelines.
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It was already abundantly clear before, but we're seeing in real time how all of the 2A-well-regulated-militia types are just mouth-breathing, chicken-shit keyboard warriors. The tyrannical govt is here and yall are cheering them on from the sidelines.
Everyone seems to know the latest when it comes to the weather.
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Everyone seems to know the latest when it comes to the weather.
Been quite a while since I've been to Target and I've been fine.
🎯 Communities in MN are asking us to stand with them against ICE and that includes boycotting Target, who is refusing to protect its workers and customers from ICE.
🎯 Target is the 4th largest employer in MN and has already been facing enormous pushback after ending its DEI initiatives
🎯 Target is the 4th largest employer in MN and has already been facing enormous pushback after ending its DEI initiatives
Hey, don't shop at Target. Pass it on.
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January 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Been quite a while since I've been to Target and I've been fine.
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Absolutely surreal to read "Homelessness is rising fast among a surprising group: infants and toddlers" as Congress prepares to hand ICE another $10 billion to terrorize communities across the country.
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Absolutely surreal to read "Homelessness is rising fast among a surprising group: infants and toddlers" as Congress prepares to hand ICE another $10 billion to terrorize communities across the country.
Everything is so cooked that I have determined that life is really all about just chillin with the homies until we cant anymore. Maybe thats all it was really ever about, but I am seeing this with more clarity now.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Everything is so cooked that I have determined that life is really all about just chillin with the homies until we cant anymore. Maybe thats all it was really ever about, but I am seeing this with more clarity now.
🧵 Posted the most vanilla, friendly, centrist-y sounding rant on IG regarding all of the current events and I kinda feel like a dummy. I'm actually less concerned atm about converting people to the left than getting people to see what is currently happening in front of them is complete bullshit. 🧵
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
🧵 Posted the most vanilla, friendly, centrist-y sounding rant on IG regarding all of the current events and I kinda feel like a dummy. I'm actually less concerned atm about converting people to the left than getting people to see what is currently happening in front of them is complete bullshit. 🧵
The vacant house next door is no longer vacant.
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The vacant house next door is no longer vacant.
so baseball is cooked now huh. sucks man.
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
so baseball is cooked now huh. sucks man.
Finished listening to this today too. Should be required reading/listening for everyone. Probably gonna buy an actual physical copy as well.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Finished listening to this today too. Should be required reading/listening for everyone. Probably gonna buy an actual physical copy as well.
Finished this this morning. It's pretty grim stuff to think about, but it was a pretty fun and interesting read for sure.
Reading "Cults Like Us" by @janeborden.bsky.social (excellent, by the way) and she just used the word "preacherpreneurs" and I am undone. Stealing that one!
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Finished this this morning. It's pretty grim stuff to think about, but it was a pretty fun and interesting read for sure.
woke up to a lot of activity on this post. this makes me anxious lmao.
very cool that the president is waging war against... checks notes... minnesota, the state that a lot of people just kind of forget about.
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
woke up to a lot of activity on this post. this makes me anxious lmao.
very cool that the president is waging war against... checks notes... minnesota, the state that a lot of people just kind of forget about.
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
very cool that the president is waging war against... checks notes... minnesota, the state that a lot of people just kind of forget about.
War on protein reminds me a lot of the war on the other most popular thing on earth: Christmas.
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
War on protein reminds me a lot of the war on the other most popular thing on earth: Christmas.
May be the best one yet.
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
May be the best one yet.
Reading "Cults Like Us" by @janeborden.bsky.social (excellent, by the way) and she just used the word "preacherpreneurs" and I am undone. Stealing that one!
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Reading "Cults Like Us" by @janeborden.bsky.social (excellent, by the way) and she just used the word "preacherpreneurs" and I am undone. Stealing that one!
You know things are bad when people start sharing poems on Instagram.
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You know things are bad when people start sharing poems on Instagram.
I've been wondering if this shooting will be the thing that finally wakes the supporters of this administration. Surely this cold blooded murder by the state in broad daylight by these goons will lead to some pause and self-examination, right? RIGHT?
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I've been wondering if this shooting will be the thing that finally wakes the supporters of this administration. Surely this cold blooded murder by the state in broad daylight by these goons will lead to some pause and self-examination, right? RIGHT?
Plenty of valid things to dunk on this administration for, but this seems pretty benign. I personally love seeing the massive block of cheese at the top. And bananas kinda suck. Baby ass food.
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Plenty of valid things to dunk on this administration for, but this seems pretty benign. I personally love seeing the massive block of cheese at the top. And bananas kinda suck. Baby ass food.
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I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody’s religious obligations, never mind how comical
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody’s religious obligations, never mind how comical
"The holidays" aren't over for me until after Theophany. So I still have one more day of eating like shit and not exercising much. Christmas decor is still up, too.
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
"The holidays" aren't over for me until after Theophany. So I still have one more day of eating like shit and not exercising much. Christmas decor is still up, too.
good day for me to stay off the internet.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
good day for me to stay off the internet.
not sure why I am still surprised, but its so wild seeing actual government accounts tweet stuff like this.
There are only about 14 million unauthorized immigrants in the United States.
There are 53.3 million *total* foreign-born, including permanent residents & naturalized citizens.
But 100 million is close to the exact number of people in the US who identify as nonwhite (95 million).
There are 53.3 million *total* foreign-born, including permanent residents & naturalized citizens.
But 100 million is close to the exact number of people in the US who identify as nonwhite (95 million).
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
not sure why I am still surprised, but its so wild seeing actual government accounts tweet stuff like this.