Thanks, LinkedIn. I have so much experience for this position from glazing my boss all day.
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thanks, LinkedIn. I have so much experience for this position from glazing my boss all day.
Starting a new conspiracy theory, completely unfounded:
Every source close to Kirk immediately he was dead (especially if you actually watched the video, and also the whole AF Post confirming he was dead almost immediately then redacting themselves), but wanted to give the guise that he was still
Every source close to Kirk immediately he was dead (especially if you actually watched the video, and also the whole AF Post confirming he was dead almost immediately then redacting themselves), but wanted to give the guise that he was still
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Starting a new conspiracy theory, completely unfounded:
Every source close to Kirk immediately he was dead (especially if you actually watched the video, and also the whole AF Post confirming he was dead almost immediately then redacting themselves), but wanted to give the guise that he was still
Every source close to Kirk immediately he was dead (especially if you actually watched the video, and also the whole AF Post confirming he was dead almost immediately then redacting themselves), but wanted to give the guise that he was still
Ain't no way the Samsung Keyboard app replaced "Attach File" on the keyboard navigation with "Rewrite this with AI"
December 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Ain't no way the Samsung Keyboard app replaced "Attach File" on the keyboard navigation with "Rewrite this with AI"
Glad to know my top artist from 2024 according to Spotify and my top artist from 2012 according to a Twitter shitpost I found from an unpurged high school account are the same.
December 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Glad to know my top artist from 2024 according to Spotify and my top artist from 2012 according to a Twitter shitpost I found from an unpurged high school account are the same.
Engine blew up half way to my parents' place. Happy holidays
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Engine blew up half way to my parents' place. Happy holidays
Trying to dodge Arcane spoilers has been the final driver for me to pull the plug and uninstall Twitter
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Trying to dodge Arcane spoilers has been the final driver for me to pull the plug and uninstall Twitter
Fascinating things being discovered on Slsk
November 16, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Fascinating things being discovered on Slsk
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Reposted by Eris
mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
not even does SLSK not have this album I'm looking for, it's not even listed on last fm OR on discogs for the band. I'm being fucking gaslit I KNOW THE ALBUM EXISTS I AM LISTENING TO IT ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW
(Downtown Struts have two albums like this btw)
(Downtown Struts have two albums like this btw)
you know music preservation's in a bad spot when not even SLSK has the album you're looking for.
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
not even does SLSK not have this album I'm looking for, it's not even listed on last fm OR on discogs for the band. I'm being fucking gaslit I KNOW THE ALBUM EXISTS I AM LISTENING TO IT ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW
(Downtown Struts have two albums like this btw)
(Downtown Struts have two albums like this btw)
you know music preservation's in a bad spot when not even SLSK has the album you're looking for.
November 13, 2024 at 7:58 AM
you know music preservation's in a bad spot when not even SLSK has the album you're looking for.
Your honor, any reasonable jury would agree that I cannot be expected to "lock the fuck in" under these conditions.
November 12, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Your honor, any reasonable jury would agree that I cannot be expected to "lock the fuck in" under these conditions.
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the truth is, i know how to fight. i know how to resist. i know how to do that work.
i just.... really hoped, for a minute there, that i'd get to be something else. that i'd get to do something else.
that my whole life wouldn't be about fighting, because i'm trans.
i just.... really hoped, for a minute there, that i'd get to be something else. that i'd get to do something else.
that my whole life wouldn't be about fighting, because i'm trans.
November 6, 2024 at 6:22 AM
the truth is, i know how to fight. i know how to resist. i know how to do that work.
i just.... really hoped, for a minute there, that i'd get to be something else. that i'd get to do something else.
that my whole life wouldn't be about fighting, because i'm trans.
i just.... really hoped, for a minute there, that i'd get to be something else. that i'd get to do something else.
that my whole life wouldn't be about fighting, because i'm trans.
I don't think I can keep telling myself "I'll be fine" anymore. I'm so tired
November 6, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I don't think I can keep telling myself "I'll be fine" anymore. I'm so tired
Update: my new keyboard does not have a functioning Escape key. This is no longaemeeme someone let me out
October 25, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Update: my new keyboard does not have a functioning Escape key. This is no longaemeeme someone let me out
Transition stories in 12 words or fewer
"I'm not like Buffalo Bill, so obviously I'm not that... but also."
"I'm not like Buffalo Bill, so obviously I'm not that... but also."
January 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Transition stories in 12 words or fewer
"I'm not like Buffalo Bill, so obviously I'm not that... but also."
"I'm not like Buffalo Bill, so obviously I'm not that... but also."
60,000 USD will no longer fix me. I need a millionaire to total my car.
January 3, 2024 at 4:05 AM
60,000 USD will no longer fix me. I need a millionaire to total my car.
Customer: "no I don't want to get new pads right now"
(Bear in mind these are both the front AND rear pads)
(Bear in mind these are both the front AND rear pads)
December 21, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Customer: "no I don't want to get new pads right now"
(Bear in mind these are both the front AND rear pads)
(Bear in mind these are both the front AND rear pads)
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The competition: "oh no, we are being beaten in the totally normal and standard test of shooting the bottom half of your truck's door panels. We are going to lose our foothold in the market for people whose vehicles get attacked by extremely short assassins"
October 21, 2023 at 3:49 PM
The competition: "oh no, we are being beaten in the totally normal and standard test of shooting the bottom half of your truck's door panels. We are going to lose our foothold in the market for people whose vehicles get attacked by extremely short assassins"
