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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
October 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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ICYMI: The character poster for Alan Tudykʼs Superman Robot #4 for #Superman.

In theaters July 11.
June 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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woegurt
May 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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For those of us in America......that actually READ some of the books they want destroyed......
May 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Could you imagine the response if a democratic president said they didn’t know if they had to uphold the Constitution?

How fast would the articles of impeachment be drawn ?

20 minutes at the most
May 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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America 2025. Bribery edition.
May 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social maybe you could start adding Muppets to your jokes? 😁 #DadJokes
May 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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spot on, Shaggy

#RealMonsters

#MonstersInc
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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It’s wild to me that so many people feared and subscribed to a right-wing conspiracy theory that a cabal of elites was working behind the scenes to orchestrate global events.
And then they… voted for it.
February 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
February 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM