Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate here...

but it's not enough, we can do better.

This is a very important point. Please let everyone know.

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

four-year-old cried watching wall-e, which made me cry, which made her cry harder. they shouldn’t be allowed to do that to you, man. it’s terrorism

You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.

This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

If you're a Veteran and you get your healthcare from the VA, please make appointments with your PCP and specialists before January 20th, and make sure to update all your vaccines and order your meds.

Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.

Never stop calling this out.

President Biden tried to raise the overtime threshold, which is the point where salaried workers are entitled to earn overtime pay. It would have helped millions. A Trump appointed judge in Texas just blocked it.

Please tell me you see which party is actually fighting for the average worker.

"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope"

- Dr. MLK Jr.

The Statue of Liberty as a storm was passing through. Feels appropriate.

Hello. Is this where all the cool kids from when before Twitter got a horrible facelift have gone? Are you here? Can you see me??