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Kris
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VA (757) raised, LA living. I’m just yelling into the void, nothing more.
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Some of my favorite photos from the year. I did some cool traveling this year. #addtoblacksky
Taking braids down, detangling, and washing hair after work takes a different level of strength.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The NYT needs to be cleansed by fire at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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That man has raped women. Sexually harassed women. Been linked to Epstein for YEARS. Committed all sorts of financial crimes. These are things we’ve known for YEARS.

And last year MILLIONS of you went:
“Oh well.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just went down a rabbit hole about blepharoplasty, and I had no idea people were letting surgeons touch their eyelids like this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Summer breaks, actual happy hour menu pricing, MacBooks with multiple cable ports, buying things ONCE, democracy, the lists goes on and on for me... 😅
11. What did we not appreciate until it was gone?
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Please don’t fall for the banana in the tailpipe. If that man called her up tonight, she’d be singing a new tune by tomorrow 8:05 AM ET.
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I follow this dude on IG that dissects his mental and physical capacity and ends every video with “I give him 5-7 months in the land of living,” and I can’t wait for him to get his hands on this video.
This is an actual photo of the orange felon’s reaction as someone was having a medical emergency in the Oval Office. Evil asshole, he should be in jail not in the White House.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Elon musk is finna be a trillionaire after he destroyed the Federal government and murdered people. But you want me to be mad that 3% of people who get SNAP are getting it fraudulently.
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He was mugged down in the 90s. 😍
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Now to wait patiently for the result of Prop 50…
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November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK! 🗣️🗣️
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Word to the wise: being a coon sucks the life force outta you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A purple state becoming bluer by the year. Love to see it.
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Looks like America is tired of failing open-note, open-book tests tonight.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Youngkin get yo BITCHASS outta here!
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November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The worst people you know leading coverage? Hard pass.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One thing I really love about living in CA is how easy it is to vote. I can go to multiple polling locations, vote by mail, and everything is relatively easy to access online.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Not my polling place having a whole line… 😍
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
End of 2019. Death kept coming to my doorstep. Lost so many people that year. 🥺
3. When did you realize that you needed help with your mental health?
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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This fuck ass GOP regime
9. What has been the biggest blow to your mental health recently?
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Agreed. My friend’s car has been at least 2 accidents. If that’s not enough, a lady once went into psychosis, didn’t return her car for days, and the family had to track her down an hour and a half away.

The juice never seemed like it was worth the squeeze.
The real recession indicator was that damn Turo app.

Renting your car out to strangers, through an app??? Airbnb for cars???

That is wiiiiiildddddddd.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My mom not waiting on bated breath for my phone call is wild to me. Like, hello? The light of your life is calling!
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m assuming the Dodgers won because my neighborhood sounds like the 4th of July.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM