Kris
@kristelyn.bsky.social
VA (757) raised, LA living. I’m just yelling into the void, nothing more.
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Kris
@kristelyn.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Some of my favorite photos from the year. I did some cool traveling this year. #addtoblacksky
Like, there was only one way this was gonna end, but I hate it had to be so soon and with extra newborns involved.
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Like, there was only one way this was gonna end, but I hate it had to be so soon and with extra newborns involved.
Many things piss me off about this man, but the way he makes everything a proper noun is especially egregious.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Many things piss me off about this man, but the way he makes everything a proper noun is especially egregious.
It will always be Happy x Pharrell.
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 AM
It will always be Happy x Pharrell.
I went to a Block Party event with vendors, and one of the them was selling vintage tees. I saw a cool Al Green concert shirt. Checked the tag and they were asking $300. I just… need everyone to bffr.
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I went to a Block Party event with vendors, and one of the them was selling vintage tees. I saw a cool Al Green concert shirt. Checked the tag and they were asking $300. I just… need everyone to bffr.
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All them mfers need this
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
All them mfers need this
You can physically see the light leave his eyes. 😭
Here is a humanity-affirming pick-me-up for those in despair over the Epstein files
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
You can physically see the light leave his eyes. 😭
It’s also not lost on me that he did this to the Obamas during BHM. He’s actively trying to get us in the streets and it’s not working.
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It’s also not lost on me that he did this to the Obamas during BHM. He’s actively trying to get us in the streets and it’s not working.
I was off on the timing, but I knew the full racist tilt was on the horizon.
We are about 2 weeks away from that dude in the Oval calling a Black person the n-word and Fox News explaining it away post haste.
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I was off on the timing, but I knew the full racist tilt was on the horizon.
Always move with integrity.
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Always move with integrity.
I’m so glad that me and my girls got tickets for Durand Bernarr at Blue Note before the Grammy win. I know the price of the brick has gone up. 🙌🏾
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m so glad that me and my girls got tickets for Durand Bernarr at Blue Note before the Grammy win. I know the price of the brick has gone up. 🙌🏾
I’m all for helping family, but this is egregious. And ain’t no telling how many dependents each of these siblings has either.
Expecting Glo to basically retire 9 siblings and both parents is idiotic. Get yo ass in the field.
February 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I’m all for helping family, but this is egregious. And ain’t no telling how many dependents each of these siblings has either.
“Incredibly, Walmart took 62 years to reach $500 billion in market value, yet it added the next $500 billion in roughly two years.”
This article is terrible, but I’ll say the quiet part out loud, it was wage theft and tax breaks.
This article is terrible, but I’ll say the quiet part out loud, it was wage theft and tax breaks.
Walmart added most of its $1 trillion market value in the last 2 years
The retailer joins Nvidia, Apple and other tech names in the exclusive club.
www.openingbelldailynews.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
“Incredibly, Walmart took 62 years to reach $500 billion in market value, yet it added the next $500 billion in roughly two years.”
This article is terrible, but I’ll say the quiet part out loud, it was wage theft and tax breaks.
This article is terrible, but I’ll say the quiet part out loud, it was wage theft and tax breaks.
It is absolutely ridiculous that missing and endangered alerts from CHP redirects to X when you click on the links.
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It is absolutely ridiculous that missing and endangered alerts from CHP redirects to X when you click on the links.
They really gave this smooth-brained asshole the nuke codes twice.
Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They really gave this smooth-brained asshole the nuke codes twice.
Fresh out the grease with glee. 😂
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Fresh out the grease with glee. 😂
That Streets remix still got a lil za in it.
a woman wearing headphones is sitting on a train with her eyes closed ..
ALT: a woman wearing headphones is sitting on a train with her eyes closed ..
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
That Streets remix still got a lil za in it.
Doja Cat might be crazier than a soup sandwich, but the girl can make a bop all day.
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Doja Cat might be crazier than a soup sandwich, but the girl can make a bop all day.
When you send your friend a funny text thinking they’ll respond in the morning, and you see them 3 dots…
a man with a beard is laying in bed looking at his iphone .
ALT: a man with a beard is laying in bed looking at his iphone .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
When you send your friend a funny text thinking they’ll respond in the morning, and you see them 3 dots…
Watching this in real time was insane. They went baby for baby and everything. 😭
Women should watch this once a month as a reminder to remain single
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Watching this in real time was insane. They went baby for baby and everything. 😭
She knew the clock was winding down on those NDAs, and this was her way of getting ahead of the already bad press.
There is an America’s Next Top Model documentary and Tyra is involved. #ANTM
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
She knew the clock was winding down on those NDAs, and this was her way of getting ahead of the already bad press.
I’ll be back. I need the quotes to warm up. 😂
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I’ll be back. I need the quotes to warm up. 😂
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My personal recession indicator is when I started turning on the massage chair at the nail salon.
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My personal recession indicator is when I started turning on the massage chair at the nail salon.
Oh, that had to be some impeccable witty banter. Sounds like a keeper!
Now that enough time ( a week ) has passed, I can finally talk about it.
I went on a first date and at the end of the night when we were chatting in his car, my ponytail fell off and I had no idea. When it was time to go he handed it to me and said it fell off like 40 minutes ago
I went on a first date and at the end of the night when we were chatting in his car, my ponytail fell off and I had no idea. When it was time to go he handed it to me and said it fell off like 40 minutes ago
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Oh, that had to be some impeccable witty banter. Sounds like a keeper!
Interested to see if the same people that were keyboard warriors for Jimmy Kimmel will have the same energy for Don Lemon and Georgia Fort.
a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Interested to see if the same people that were keyboard warriors for Jimmy Kimmel will have the same energy for Don Lemon and Georgia Fort.