@kraftmacnqueef.bsky.social
wondering why my clients are losing it then full moon
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
wondering why my clients are losing it then full moon
taking a video of my sunburnt boob and ian walked in
April 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
taking a video of my sunburnt boob and ian walked in
i be sayin shit in the gc sometimes without reading prior messages then feel bad bc we r talking about something serious
April 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i be sayin shit in the gc sometimes without reading prior messages then feel bad bc we r talking about something serious
about to be a MENACE in key west
April 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
about to be a MENACE in key west
the group chat but it's just ian and i yapping (we are also texting separately)
March 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
the group chat but it's just ian and i yapping (we are also texting separately)
need a friend with a patio that me and phoebe can come sit on whenever
March 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
need a friend with a patio that me and phoebe can come sit on whenever
i have been asleep for 2 days
March 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i have been asleep for 2 days
the amount of strawberries i will be eating on saturday will go down in history
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
the amount of strawberries i will be eating on saturday will go down in history
telehealth cameras make me look so good
March 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
telehealth cameras make me look so good
texted my sister a picture of a recipe and she asked where i got it and forgot it was out of her cookbook
March 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
texted my sister a picture of a recipe and she asked where i got it and forgot it was out of her cookbook
tummy wrecked
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
tummy wrecked
i'm gonna fall into active psychosis if i don't get any sleep tonight
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i'm gonna fall into active psychosis if i don't get any sleep tonight
crashing out actually help
February 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
crashing out actually help
i didn't get to walk today :(
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i didn't get to walk today :(
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i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
February 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
*without sobbing (ripped off all my nails yesterday so can't really type
cannot listen to graceland too with sobbing
February 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*without sobbing (ripped off all my nails yesterday so can't really type
cannot listen to graceland too with sobbing
February 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
cannot listen to graceland too with sobbing
man shadow boxing next to me and is just fucking screaming
February 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
man shadow boxing next to me and is just fucking screaming
if i ever get a boyfriend that i can tolerate, we will buy a duplex and each have a side and just hang out sometimes
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
if i ever get a boyfriend that i can tolerate, we will buy a duplex and each have a side and just hang out sometimes
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Sorry I ruined it when I told you the hair in your beard and my bush are the same color and I thought it’d be cool if we braided them together
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sorry I ruined it when I told you the hair in your beard and my bush are the same color and I thought it’d be cool if we braided them together
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don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake
i have a tummyache
February 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i have a tummyache
ripping out my uterus
February 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
ripping out my uterus
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checking my apartment for lumps
February 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
checking my apartment for lumps