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Dev the kosher dragon
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Sometimes I wrap a mitpachat and think I look really cute and then I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror a few hours later and I look like Professor Quirrel
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My husband grabbed my foot for some reason and asked why my toes were freezing even though I was wearing socks. My icicle feet can now freeze people through my socks. #LevelingUp #Raynauds
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Got my flu shot today and I would tell everyone else to get yours too if you haven't already but these side effects are nasty
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I put on my headphones thinking my music was paused, only to hear "you'll be dead before your time is due, I know."
Thanks, The Animals. It's always a good day to do teshuva!
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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in the 19th century, there were extraordinarily graphic religious tracts condemning lesbianism and bondage. these were sold for relatively high prices to people who wanted to read about lesbianism and bondage. QAnon is that, but for pedophilia.
q anon specifically is really fascinating given that it was initially founded on an infamous gathering site for pedophiles, moved to the site which was explicitly founded by pedophiles for pedophiles, and basically faded away when its followers just got bored of Satanic Pedophile Armageddon
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Bro doesn't know how ectoderm works.

If I ever heard someone talking like this sober, I'd assume they were experiencing psychosis

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I've prayed before and didn't get what I wanted, and I accepted it and my faith was strong.

Maybe it's because the stakes are so high for me (permanent financial instability and dependence), or maybe it's because my hopes were raised sky-high and then dashed so many times...
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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But [t]he [pedophile] r[ing] emails
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Did Rian Johnson set out to make all the female characters in The Last Jedi unsympathetic and unlikable or was that an accident
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Brushing 2-3 inches of snow off the car is hard.

December-January-February is going to be HARD.

How often does it snow around here anyway?
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I remember seeing TONS of educational material as a child that listened Christianity, Islam, and Judaism as the three major religions, or the three "biggest religions in the world." That makes absolutely no sense, so am I completely misremembering?
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I feel seen
Another Haaretz piece that I am struggling with, but this, in particular, just makes me feel like the "relationship" between Israel and the diaspora is — in the eyes of many Israelis — that the diaspora sends money while being dismissed as lesser Jews. Not healthy!
www.haaretz.com/jewish/2025-...
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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twizzler spine little bitch
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Aunts and uncles are arguing over whose yahrzeit candle setup for the elder bubbe is nicest (scrap of aluminum foil, crystal dish, or small mirrored tray)
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'll liquidate my housing fund and donate it to your primary campaign
Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just called Schumer and left a mean message
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542

Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224

King (ME) 202 224-5344

Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324

Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451

Masto (NV) 202 224-3542

Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Some missionaries visited and I opened the door for them before knowing they were missionaries.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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We have to do actual denazification this time
I have absolute raging hatred for these people, like nothing else in my 50+ years. If we get out of this, I don't just want justice, I want vengeance and a reckoning like the world has never seen.

I want retaliation so severe, no one will ever consider doing something like this for centuries.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*whispers* "there's a low COL city in a blue state with a frum community that has tons of leftists, including plenty who are left on Israel, and I'm talking pillar of the community types, not excommunicated randos"
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is true not because they care about Jews at all but because they are setting us up to be scapegoats.
The Heritage Foundation has an anti-Semitism task force even as Project 2025 seeks to dismantle civil rights enforcement and anti-racism work and staff “revolted” not over Fuentes’s explicit racism. Instead, anti-Semitism claims are being used to dismantle multiculturalism at universities.
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People with ADHD usually can't do Intuitive Eating because we have terrible interoception. This can be addressed by taking medication that reduces "food noise" and spending several weeks tuning in to your body's signals by rating your hunger/fullness before and after every meal.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
They're gonna pull off their coup with whose army?
That’s the second reported and sourced story on US soldiers not being fed today
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every time I watch Star Wars episode IV I think about how the book Eragon is a beat-for-beat ripoff of it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM