AS Koi
@koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI.
They/them, not negotiable.
etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
They/them, not negotiable.
etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
The "civil war" started, a while ago
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The "civil war" started, a while ago
I don't know how to explain to small town neighbors
no, you do not want a Ring.
@evangreer.bsky.social i hate to ask, but how would you approach this?
no, you do not want a Ring.
@evangreer.bsky.social i hate to ask, but how would you approach this?
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I don't know how to explain to small town neighbors
no, you do not want a Ring.
@evangreer.bsky.social i hate to ask, but how would you approach this?
no, you do not want a Ring.
@evangreer.bsky.social i hate to ask, but how would you approach this?
but it is not " just one man"
it is dominionism
it is a capitalist, dominionist, program
it is dominionism
it is a capitalist, dominionist, program
They are dividing the world before our eyes. It’s just incredible how the globe is coming apart because of one man.
The New York Times is reporting that Donald Trump told Chinese President Xi Jinping that it's up to him what China does in Taiwan.
"He (Xi) considers it to be a part of China, and that’s up to him what he’s going to be doing."
"He (Xi) considers it to be a part of China, and that’s up to him what he’s going to be doing."
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
but it is not " just one man"
it is dominionism
it is a capitalist, dominionist, program
it is dominionism
it is a capitalist, dominionist, program
Genesis, "Abacab"
had it on vinyl and cd at various life points, too
had it on vinyl and cd at various life points, too
Name a record you had on cassette tape
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Genesis, "Abacab"
had it on vinyl and cd at various life points, too
had it on vinyl and cd at various life points, too
When you have a truck or a van, everyone wants you to help them move. When you own a home, people expect you to free custodian their oversized acquisitions.
When they find out you have a farm...
When they find out you have a farm...
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
When you have a truck or a van, everyone wants you to help them move. When you own a home, people expect you to free custodian their oversized acquisitions.
When they find out you have a farm...
When they find out you have a farm...
The system is flawed by design and was only ever meant to protect an elite minority. Most of what US folks think of as "freedoms" or "rights" are little more than concessions to groups that made it clear they wouldn't back down.
January 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The system is flawed by design and was only ever meant to protect an elite minority. Most of what US folks think of as "freedoms" or "rights" are little more than concessions to groups that made it clear they wouldn't back down.
Called cab co i rode with last night to let them know that the rider after me stole my phone. Driver called me back, concerned. He had a lot of riders last night but "I'm gonna look at logs, I need to know who that was"
I told him to stay safe. I don't need to know.
I told him to stay safe. I don't need to know.
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Called cab co i rode with last night to let them know that the rider after me stole my phone. Driver called me back, concerned. He had a lot of riders last night but "I'm gonna look at logs, I need to know who that was"
I told him to stay safe. I don't need to know.
I told him to stay safe. I don't need to know.
Robyn Hitchcock "Man With The Lightbulb Head"
Name an 80s song.
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Robyn Hitchcock "Man With The Lightbulb Head"
Phone was in fact stolen. They tried to do sketchy shit with it. I locked it with reward info. And got a new one, after tormenting thief with the tracking and phone find features.
Petty theft from individuals is trash behavior.
Petty theft from individuals is trash behavior.
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Phone was in fact stolen. They tried to do sketchy shit with it. I locked it with reward info. And got a new one, after tormenting thief with the tracking and phone find features.
Petty theft from individuals is trash behavior.
Petty theft from individuals is trash behavior.
"Popular" is not synonomous with "well crafted" or "good"
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"Popular" is not synonomous with "well crafted" or "good"
Maybe if Oliver North had more than a slap on the wrist back in the late 80s, no one would think this was a good and profitable idea now.
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Maybe if Oliver North had more than a slap on the wrist back in the late 80s, no one would think this was a good and profitable idea now.
This is the second day in a row I have accidentally spilled coffee all over.
How many days consecutively do I have to do this before I receive an in-game reward?
How many days consecutively do I have to do this before I receive an in-game reward?
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This is the second day in a row I have accidentally spilled coffee all over.
How many days consecutively do I have to do this before I receive an in-game reward?
How many days consecutively do I have to do this before I receive an in-game reward?
working on the "tight edit" of the original Tribes of Heaven novel and i hit a line that resonates:
"Even volcanoes have plants that call them home; only the factories of hate make fire like that"
"Even volcanoes have plants that call them home; only the factories of hate make fire like that"
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 AM
working on the "tight edit" of the original Tribes of Heaven novel and i hit a line that resonates:
"Even volcanoes have plants that call them home; only the factories of hate make fire like that"
"Even volcanoes have plants that call them home; only the factories of hate make fire like that"
This lil guy is a wip; if you saw the other oval mini fish in clothes i posted recently, this is their adopted son, Reginald. He doesn't enjoy being dragged to fancy functions by his parents; his school uniform is the most formal thing he owns.
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
This lil guy is a wip; if you saw the other oval mini fish in clothes i posted recently, this is their adopted son, Reginald. He doesn't enjoy being dragged to fancy functions by his parents; his school uniform is the most formal thing he owns.
i am a Rube Goldberg machine composed solely of kitchen disasters today; i recommend maintaining a minimum distance of 20 feet
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i am a Rube Goldberg machine composed solely of kitchen disasters today; i recommend maintaining a minimum distance of 20 feet
I just saw an ad for a company that offered "homeless camp cleanup services"
i cannot begin to express my reaction to the image used, the language, and the company name, which i will not print here because eff that
i cannot begin to express my reaction to the image used, the language, and the company name, which i will not print here because eff that
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I just saw an ad for a company that offered "homeless camp cleanup services"
i cannot begin to express my reaction to the image used, the language, and the company name, which i will not print here because eff that
i cannot begin to express my reaction to the image used, the language, and the company name, which i will not print here because eff that
Discovered the hard way that Etsy's "helpful" AI "assistant" switched on "automatic renewal" for my entire catalog.
Keep in mind, I've been selling unique art pieces there for over a decade, so there are listings that i keep in "sold out" to use as templates tthat i can in no way reproduce.
Keep in mind, I've been selling unique art pieces there for over a decade, so there are listings that i keep in "sold out" to use as templates tthat i can in no way reproduce.
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Discovered the hard way that Etsy's "helpful" AI "assistant" switched on "automatic renewal" for my entire catalog.
Keep in mind, I've been selling unique art pieces there for over a decade, so there are listings that i keep in "sold out" to use as templates tthat i can in no way reproduce.
Keep in mind, I've been selling unique art pieces there for over a decade, so there are listings that i keep in "sold out" to use as templates tthat i can in no way reproduce.
everytime some tech bro tells you that "AI is here to stay" remember that corporations used to put asbestos into everything
:)
:)
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
everytime some tech bro tells you that "AI is here to stay" remember that corporations used to put asbestos into everything
:)
:)
(cw spider sorry aunti)
She's not particulary large for her species, she just should be in a burrow guarding eggs at this time of year, not suddenly on my bathroom wall
She's not particulary large for her species, she just should be in a burrow guarding eggs at this time of year, not suddenly on my bathroom wall
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
(cw spider sorry aunti)
She's not particulary large for her species, she just should be in a burrow guarding eggs at this time of year, not suddenly on my bathroom wall
She's not particulary large for her species, she just should be in a burrow guarding eggs at this time of year, not suddenly on my bathroom wall
loud noises startled myself, the cat, and apparently one huge grass spider who was hibernating in my house
(spider is currently in a pint glass in the kitchen because i have no idea wtf to do with her)
(spider is currently in a pint glass in the kitchen because i have no idea wtf to do with her)
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
loud noises startled myself, the cat, and apparently one huge grass spider who was hibernating in my house
(spider is currently in a pint glass in the kitchen because i have no idea wtf to do with her)
(spider is currently in a pint glass in the kitchen because i have no idea wtf to do with her)
One of my defining moments of 2025 was someone calling Tribes of Heaven "eldar fan pr0n" and i balked bc my hatred of WH40k core fic is baked in to ToH which makes it not fandom but heresy tyvfm
anyway heres a wip
anyway heres a wip
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
One of my defining moments of 2025 was someone calling Tribes of Heaven "eldar fan pr0n" and i balked bc my hatred of WH40k core fic is baked in to ToH which makes it not fandom but heresy tyvfm
anyway heres a wip
anyway heres a wip
made it to solstice alive, unincarcerated, and unhospitalized
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
made it to solstice alive, unincarcerated, and unhospitalized