AS Koi
LightNews LightNews
banner
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
AS Koi
@koiswillbkois.bsky.social
350 followers 190 following 2K posts
Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI.

They/them, not negotiable.

etsy: catalyststudiosart
gallery: moritorium.com
Posts Replies Media Videos
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
We have a sea lion problem.

(this is on the road that goes to my house; photo from police FB; we've dubbed him "Ralph", he's our mascot)
In his lane. And yours. A sea lion sitting on a river road, leaves and rain surround him.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Hell yeah I got Coop's art zine! Worth every penny. Want your own? check out: @artofcoop.bsky.social
paper copy of art zine "Scary Monsters & Sexy Creeps" by Coop cleanly executed line art of a satanic mecha and the sexy sorceress who commands him... the quality devil stuff i expect from Coop!
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
gotta get all them pins out
a tired person not looking forward to removing 20 hair pins after costuming
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
I'm a Fabulous Trainwreck
person (AS Koi) on purple front porch, dressed in a sequinned jacket with n scale trains wound into their hair person (AS Koi) in obnoxious leopard rainbow scarf and sequinned jacket, sending photographs to someone via phone but allowing via angle, a better shot of train cars in hair
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Mushroom, fairy bath...
A largish brown mushroom in an overgrown lawn. It's concave cap is full of rainwater.
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Went to the woods to clear trails and found this dramatic fungus (photographed by @unclekitsune.bsky.social )
a wavy orange shelf fungus of substantial dimensions on a large, lichen covered cedar trunk
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
when i got this tattoo i didn't know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who i am today
an anthropoid giant robo-angel from Neon Genesis Evangelion tattooed on a leg
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
My booth at Oddities & Curiosities Expo Seattle, Saturday 10/18

(also open Sunday, 10/19 10 am to 4 pm)
A display of replica animal skulls in regular and glow in the dark on black covered tables Assorted figurines, small strange paintings, and other weird art bits, obviously in a convention center exhibit hall An upright display of fine art prints featuring strange creatures, elves, and monsters
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
WIP ... what kind of fish is that? A DIGNIFIED GENTLEMAN
acrylic painting on wood, unfinished, depicting a fish in the cluperidae family, in a fine coat with a frilly ascot fish seems cheerful, adjusting his lapel
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
"What does that tat mean?"

A sacrifice for the greater good.

Got asked this thrice tonight. Been on my arm for 13 months....
an angular symbolic tattoo, two flying wings with blades at either end
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
checked in the barn and found these... previously undisclosed assets that the current occupants of the farm are not intending to take... my agent didn't even know they were there either
a pair of smallish, well cared for, quite alive goats
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Here's a little witch, doing her grocery shopping
figurine made with realistic replica crow skull (produced by Catalyst Studios of Cosmopolis), clay, wire, miscellaneous found objects little crow head witch styles a fashionable hooded robe made from a purple Crown Royal bag Little crow witch carries a broom made from an old action figure staff, remnants from a straw doll, and a bit of scrap micro yarn. Her 1/12 scale potato sack holds a variety of found objects.
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Ruri here does not have a frame yet but insisted in a debut anyway.
Acrylic painting on a square canvas panel depicting a cephalopod creature with orange tentacles and a curious spiral shell Ruri is a "Hellmite". They are intelligent beings that reside deep in the ocean, where the have a complex society unknown to humankind
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
found this at an Aberdeen thrift store
new model army, "Ghost of Cain" album cover
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
crunch workday lunch
a juicebox (Juicy Juice berry) and a small round blue pill (generic Adderall, prescription) side note: adderall does not give you snakes
September 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Found objects from my walk through the neighborhood today.
tiny rubber Jesus figurine sitting on a crack lighter
September 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
drink of the day (Rumplemintz and Jaegermeister, not sure if the name is a TOS violation)
a brown beverage in a short clear glass
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Water bottle stolen at burn this year. Worse because it happened in camp. I found out while attempting replace: discontinued. Collectible.

Found on eBay. Immediately added sticker. Still want original back.
Contigo Matterhorn "marble" water bottle featuring Pyramidhead mancake sticker
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Fishy with a Fishy in the raccoon house at Trash Fence
portrait of the author with a stuffed fish skeleton on a padded armchair inside a dumpster house with motivational signage at Burning Man 2025
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
git me some that old tyme religion
shot of an intentional multi-storey conflagration, effigy consumed atop a double spiral, the reason for doing this crap in the middle of a remote desert
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
been to several just this week
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
attended a party with a flaming double decker jackalope and a robotic alien land anemone

as on does
jackalope art car with all metal head, light up clouds on sides, set against the setting sun. A di spins for a small group atop it. Same jackalope car at night, with antlers aflame and a larger crowd aboard a three-ended structure sits in the desert, sun setting and assorted lit objects speckle the background. Foreground object's main body is unknown dark material while its ends are covered in white fun fur surrounding lit openings. Each opening features three independently moving tendrils that respond to sound and motion. Was made by a person named Adam and that's the limit of my knowledge.
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
been watching this story - prompted by a sign in an eco-shitter - evolve for a week

still more interesting than chatgpt
official sign attached to toilet wall reads: "NO WET WIPES THEY ARE KILLING OUR TOILETS" 1st graffiti response: "wet wipes killed my father :(" 2nd graffito: "Prepare to die!" 3rd graffito: "piss-stalls at dawn!"
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
this is a pair of slides forming a double heart infinity symbol. Did i climb it and go down? Obviously.
big (2 storey)red metal double slide in the middle of the Nevada desert. People bicycle past on both sides, proding a sense of scale view fro mop of slide looking down at festival participants in the dust.
August 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
koiswillbkois.bsky.social
Takin' a ride with Mobility Camp. Obligatory Man base visit.
double helix wooden structure with a wooden effigy atop, shot in daylight against a blue sky. Accessible ramps make up the outer spiral arms.
August 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM