Stephen "Chaotic" Neutral
@kneutch.bsky.social
I host trivia every week at a dive bar 10 blocks from the White House.
Also a computer programmer.
Also a computer programmer.
Pinned
Assad would have been a better Tonight Show host.
Frankenstein was the Doctor, the monster was the friends we made along the way.
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Frankenstein was the Doctor, the monster was the friends we made along the way.
... uh, i think it's pronounced 'shibboleth'
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
... uh, i think it's pronounced 'shibboleth'
This year’s Halloween costume.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This year’s Halloween costume.
fingers crossed, the doctors are democrats.
Reporter: Did you get an MRI?
Trump: I did. I got an MRI. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you reports like I have given you. The doctors said some of the best reports they have ever seen.
Trump: I did. I got an MRI. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you reports like I have given you. The doctors said some of the best reports they have ever seen.
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
fingers crossed, the doctors are democrats.
No wonder they call Mamdani a Socialist, Cuomo just got publicly owned.
Cuomo had better learn how to say “Mayor Mamdani” correctly, because he got smoked last night.🔥
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
No wonder they call Mamdani a Socialist, Cuomo just got publicly owned.
His rhetoric screams "panic on the streets," but his eyeliner screams "panic! at the disco."
August 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
His rhetoric screams "panic on the streets," but his eyeliner screams "panic! at the disco."
TIL: Sometimes that boss that has it out for you is actually trying to keep you away from the creeps.
August 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
TIL: Sometimes that boss that has it out for you is actually trying to keep you away from the creeps.
Odd time for him to declare that 14-year-olds should be treated like adults.
Trump: "If DC doesn’t get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the City, and run this City how it should be run, and put criminals on notice that they’re not going to get away with it anymore."
August 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Odd time for him to declare that 14-year-olds should be treated like adults.
#testshow412
Andy, here's an "it's not TV" joke, where in we poke fun at a commercial that's on the news a lot:
You know the ASPCA ad where the guy from Will and Grace asks for help feeding hungry animals?
Every time he asks me to "fill their bowl," it just reminds me to get my bong ready.
Andy, here's an "it's not TV" joke, where in we poke fun at a commercial that's on the news a lot:
You know the ASPCA ad where the guy from Will and Grace asks for help feeding hungry animals?
Every time he asks me to "fill their bowl," it just reminds me to get my bong ready.
July 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
#testshow412
Andy, here's an "it's not TV" joke, where in we poke fun at a commercial that's on the news a lot:
You know the ASPCA ad where the guy from Will and Grace asks for help feeding hungry animals?
Every time he asks me to "fill their bowl," it just reminds me to get my bong ready.
Andy, here's an "it's not TV" joke, where in we poke fun at a commercial that's on the news a lot:
You know the ASPCA ad where the guy from Will and Grace asks for help feeding hungry animals?
Every time he asks me to "fill their bowl," it just reminds me to get my bong ready.
MAGA hoped the Epstein files would expose a cabal of child predators instead of a dozen or so rich guys in the '00s trying to live like celebrities in the '70s
One problem is that a few decades ago most Boomers were like "Gays are a threat to society—now let’s hit the mall and cruise for teenagers"
One problem is that a few decades ago most Boomers were like "Gays are a threat to society—now let’s hit the mall and cruise for teenagers"
July 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
MAGA hoped the Epstein files would expose a cabal of child predators instead of a dozen or so rich guys in the '00s trying to live like celebrities in the '70s
One problem is that a few decades ago most Boomers were like "Gays are a threat to society—now let’s hit the mall and cruise for teenagers"
One problem is that a few decades ago most Boomers were like "Gays are a threat to society—now let’s hit the mall and cruise for teenagers"
working on a new trivia topic
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
working on a new trivia topic
What are the odds that LLMs don't have that report in their training data?
Since this article was published in 2018, billionaires have increased their wealth by $7 trillion, and an estimated 254,000 people in the U.S. have died because they couldn’t access or afford healthcare.
Healthcare shouldn’t be for-profit.
Healthcare shouldn’t be for-profit.
June 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
What are the odds that LLMs don't have that report in their training data?
Wouldn't have happened on Kamala's watch.
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wouldn't have happened on Kamala's watch.
#TestShow398 It's weird to remember that Trump used to run beauty pagents. He stopped 'cause he hates being around people who want world peace.
April 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
#TestShow398 It's weird to remember that Trump used to run beauty pagents. He stopped 'cause he hates being around people who want world peace.
Just imagine how bad the markets would have reacted to the Trump tariffs if Kamala had won.
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Just imagine how bad the markets would have reacted to the Trump tariffs if Kamala had won.
#TestShow397 So I host trivia at a college bar and here are some things that I have discovered young people don't know:
- The band Dave Grohl was in before Foo Fighters
- The theme song to Rick and Morty
- The name of the guy that killed Hitler
Good news, they also have no idea who Adam Sandler is
- The band Dave Grohl was in before Foo Fighters
- The theme song to Rick and Morty
- The name of the guy that killed Hitler
Good news, they also have no idea who Adam Sandler is
April 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
#TestShow397 So I host trivia at a college bar and here are some things that I have discovered young people don't know:
- The band Dave Grohl was in before Foo Fighters
- The theme song to Rick and Morty
- The name of the guy that killed Hitler
Good news, they also have no idea who Adam Sandler is
- The band Dave Grohl was in before Foo Fighters
- The theme song to Rick and Morty
- The name of the guy that killed Hitler
Good news, they also have no idea who Adam Sandler is
#CoryBooker should have done this during the daylight savings time switch just to fuck with everybody.
April 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
#CoryBooker should have done this during the daylight savings time switch just to fuck with everybody.
#testshow394 Hey guys, like the rest of the world I was disgusted by Trump's behavior with Zelinsky last week.
Blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia is like blaming Abraham Lincoln for getting blood all over John Wilkes Booth's lovely new bullet.
Blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia is like blaming Abraham Lincoln for getting blood all over John Wilkes Booth's lovely new bullet.
March 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#testshow394 Hey guys, like the rest of the world I was disgusted by Trump's behavior with Zelinsky last week.
Blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia is like blaming Abraham Lincoln for getting blood all over John Wilkes Booth's lovely new bullet.
Blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia is like blaming Abraham Lincoln for getting blood all over John Wilkes Booth's lovely new bullet.
Fun fact: it takes 18-22 weeks for a newly-hatched chicken to start laying eggs.
It's been 18 weeks since Trump was elected. Expect prices to come down over the next month.
The egg producers expected Kamala to win.
It's been 18 weeks since Trump was elected. Expect prices to come down over the next month.
The egg producers expected Kamala to win.
March 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fun fact: it takes 18-22 weeks for a newly-hatched chicken to start laying eggs.
It's been 18 weeks since Trump was elected. Expect prices to come down over the next month.
The egg producers expected Kamala to win.
It's been 18 weeks since Trump was elected. Expect prices to come down over the next month.
The egg producers expected Kamala to win.
#testshow393 Hey guys, I talked to a boomer last night who genuinely thought the word "cis" is used as an insult, unaware that it's just the opposite of "trans."
I guessed at his areas of interest, and reminded him that the part of France on the Roman side of the mountains was called Cisalpine Gaul.
I guessed at his areas of interest, and reminded him that the part of France on the Roman side of the mountains was called Cisalpine Gaul.
March 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#testshow393 Hey guys, I talked to a boomer last night who genuinely thought the word "cis" is used as an insult, unaware that it's just the opposite of "trans."
I guessed at his areas of interest, and reminded him that the part of France on the Roman side of the mountains was called Cisalpine Gaul.
I guessed at his areas of interest, and reminded him that the part of France on the Roman side of the mountains was called Cisalpine Gaul.
I know I'm behind the curve, but the egg shortage is starting to hit hard.
Whole foods was out, but I was able to buy the last carton at Aldi.
Unfortunately I saw a cybertruck on my walk home, so now I gotta check Trader Joe's.
Whole foods was out, but I was able to buy the last carton at Aldi.
Unfortunately I saw a cybertruck on my walk home, so now I gotta check Trader Joe's.
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I know I'm behind the curve, but the egg shortage is starting to hit hard.
Whole foods was out, but I was able to buy the last carton at Aldi.
Unfortunately I saw a cybertruck on my walk home, so now I gotta check Trader Joe's.
Whole foods was out, but I was able to buy the last carton at Aldi.
Unfortunately I saw a cybertruck on my walk home, so now I gotta check Trader Joe's.
#testshow390 So I guess it was never really about the price of eggs? All the markets are sold out, even at $8/doz.
There's the black market, of course. The other day a guy on the street asked if I was looking to buy "some of that cluckleberry."
There's the black market, of course. The other day a guy on the street asked if I was looking to buy "some of that cluckleberry."
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#testshow390 So I guess it was never really about the price of eggs? All the markets are sold out, even at $8/doz.
There's the black market, of course. The other day a guy on the street asked if I was looking to buy "some of that cluckleberry."
There's the black market, of course. The other day a guy on the street asked if I was looking to buy "some of that cluckleberry."
Personal update: I accidently washed my clothes with dishwasher detergent for over a year.
February 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Personal update: I accidently washed my clothes with dishwasher detergent for over a year.