And for the last 50 years, American taxpayers have subsidized their national defense.

You think Seinfeld is pissed he didn't get an offer?

'Jealous' means you're afraid someone will take something you have.
'Envy' is when you want something someone else has.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get French people to work in August?

Reportedly, Paul McCartney is a genuinely nice guy.

The point isn't to deter crime, the point is to make people feel unsafe.

Great, now Subway is going to be associated with a felon.

10 people aren't carjacking anybody; 10 people can't fit in a car.

What likely happened is the kids yelled at him, and instead of just fucking off, dude was like "they don't call me 'Big Balls' for nothing," escalated the situation and got his ass beat.

Isn't this kinda the opposite of what Regan did?

This is only slightly in jest, there's no way Trump's going to pay for this.

You lost me at "The UN controls whether"

Yeah, they use Voice Over IP. He could have just set up wifi routers for less.

That's nice and all, but they need an internet connection so he could have just... I don't know... set up a free wifi hotspot, maybe limit the bandwidth to like 20kbps so it's just enough to send text and doesn't get abused.

This it a lovely thing to do and a fine hobby, but c'mon...

"I don't remember" is an answer.

It's not TV...

This is my coffee shop; there are many like it but this one is mine.

After booking a cleaner with Home-a-Glow, we *fired* our old housekeeper; for getting fresh with my husband.

St. Jude never charges for treatment, travel, housing, or food; but man, do they soak you for parking.

Plenty of legit pics of them together, these are all AI...