This year’s Halloween costume.

TIL: Sometimes that boss that has it out for you is actually trying to keep you away from the creeps.

working on a new trivia topic

So after last night's show, I thought of a joke for the (very difficult) final question. I missed the opportunity, so here goes:

Q: "This shape describes the sun's progression when viewed from Earth, what's it called?" (see pic)

Joke: "I have an ex named Emily who hates this shape"

A: Analemma

Personal update: I accidently washed my clothes with dishwasher detergent for over a year.

News is 20,000 Federal Employees are taking the buyout option. Out of curiosity, I googled the number that retire each year.

Answer: around 100,000.

Avenue5 was the most accurately prophetic piece of fiction since Idocracy.

I got a single article from 4 years ago.
Wierd.

#testshow384
Hey guys, I'm checking out the new deli that just opened down the street, and what do I find? A sandwich named after Adam Sandler.
My disappointment cannot be measured.
What sandwich should I pitch to them for 'the Andy Kindler?' The 'Jelvis?' The 'Rich Brotherton?'

Assad would have been a better Tonight Show host.

Trivia Night tomorrow!

I actually put some effort into this one.

case in point

First Trivia Night at the new gig!

Well well well...