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Kiwi!!!
@kiwinoodle.bsky.social
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Kiwi 🥝 | 31 | Genderfluid | Any Pronouns | Pansexual
Flavored Ferret 🐾 Dancer | Writer | Streamer

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taplaos.bsky.social
🫖👻🌺🍵
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
kiwinoodle.bsky.social
Guess who got locked in a nursing home during a delivery tonight?

Okay for like 10 minutes but its still kinda scary
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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ferretperhour.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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tontarotaro.bsky.social
🐱🐱
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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lilyhops.bsky.social
this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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xkcd.com
Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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infinitebrians.neocities.org
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
a pencil drawing recreating the ending of drakengard's ending E where there is a gigantic woman made of salt towering over a grey tokyo. also banjo and kazooie are there and kazooie is asking if this is the land of the gods.
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
This is actually sending me
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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paletteswap.site
After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
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Tony Hawk collecting the letter G after collecting K, O, and N. HEADLINE: Confused Tony Hawk Gains Additional Life After Collecting Wrong Letters.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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sennamatic.bsky.social
Just when you think you're on the trend, it changes!
A three panel comic in the same style as the previous ones. There is a single reindeer to the left, and three reindeer on the right. The single reindeer starts to say "I had visions of sugarplums dancing in my head" but they are quickly cutoff by two of the three reindeer saying "the Dancerrrrr" while looking at eachother. One of the three reindeer is smiling, but not saying anything. In the second panel, the single reindeer looks confused at the other group, the two who interrupted are in a shocked state. In the final panel, all of the reindeer who were previously speaking look over at the one who has been silent the entire time. The reindeer speaks up "Sugarplum-pilled Dance-maxxer"
January 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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sennamatic.bsky.social
These vocals stims are contagious 🦌🦌
Another comic very similar to the previous. This time, a single reindeer is saying casually "So I was donning my gay apparel" the two reindeer on the right both simultaneously interject with "the donnerrrr" in the second frame, the first reindeer looks disgusted at the pair. One of the pair is bowing their head in shame and the other is looking on with an unresponsive smile.
January 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
tag someone who is
Izzy Roland smiling ear to ear wearing a shirt that says "Never mess with a middle sister from Wisconsin who is a Cancer/Leo cusp, can hold a plank for 2 mins, and owns 2 crossbows".
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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sennamatic.bsky.social
Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
A two panel comic of two reindeer talking to eachother. They are wearing harnesses and jingle bells and are facing eachother. The reindeer on the left says "So I was dashing through the snow" and the second reminder cuts them off by saying "the dasherrrrr" in the second panel, the first reindeer is noticably offput by the comment, looking at the other reindeer who is simply smiling like nothing happened. The library is all red, but behind the reindeer is a simple green texture.
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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bagelcollie.bsky.social
Accept trade ? 💎 -> 🧀
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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serebii.bsky.social
Serebii Update: Pokémon Pokopia has revealed a new form for Snorlax: Mossy Form www.serebii.net
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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polychromaticzebra.bsky.social
Feel like this needs to be spread around.

Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
October 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
kiwinoodle.bsky.social
Hot take (?): Routine homework in primary and secondary education exists only to accustom children to the idea that people shouldn't have access to free time that hasn't been earned through labor or granted by an authority.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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arivelazquez.com
this cop wanted a shuppet, who is attracted to negative emotion, so he could use it to find people before they commit crimes. first thing it did was go to his wife who reluctantly revealed she’s resentful of how much he works and is never home.

it’s a fucking yakuza substory.
pokémon legends z-a screenshot of a cop next to his wife and shuppet saying “i’ll try my best to be a better partner so my wife doesn’t feel the need to suppress her emotions.”
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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paradeocrap.bsky.social
I am always reminded of The Sims’ classic patch notes:
A tumblr (I think) post: personifyingchaos = passthecocaine * So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever bonewagon: • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots. • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor. • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation. • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels. • It is no longer possible to Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper. • "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears. • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out. • Pregnant sims can no longer brawl. • Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim's hand while driving a car. • Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies. • A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. • Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die. I can't stop laughing holy shit 20,608 notes
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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frogbiansvevo.bsky.social
picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing
two shoulders-up sketches of a black and white husky tilting her head back and forth curiously
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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trulyavaporeon.bsky.social
Dog with da socks 🧦
A drawing of the Pokemon Vaporeon, wearing socks with Vaporeon's plush face on them. Vaporeon looks concerned. A screenshot of the Pokemon Center website. The page features several photos of Vaporeon-themed socks for sale.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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petriform.com
Nintendo SteamCube
well-circulated screenshot of two tweets: 1) "this edible is taking forever :/" 2) "Sega Playstation"
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM