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Sara || Kitchenwench
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27 | Slytherin | FF writer of rare pairs

Currently posting:
🍒Days in the Sun (Tom/Hermione)
🍒Like God Needs the Devil (Hermione/Multiple)
Currently drafting:
🖤Till We’re Dead and Buried (Antonin/Hermione)

🚫JKR | 🚫AI | MDNI
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Might as well start with the about me post:

My name is Sara. I’m 27 and from Texas. I’ve been reading fanfiction for much longer than I should have been but got into Dramione in 2020. Now I write rare pairs🤭

fav ships: fremione, sevmione, remione
Ron and Albus bashing is a hobby of mine🫡
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Coming Soon for Wild Weasley Wiles Fest!

🌼🌿🌸🌱🌺🌾

The summer of your dreams is right around the corner with 20(!!) different pairings to explore!

Works Due - 8/1
Reveals - 8/3-8/9

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

#wildweasleywiles #fanfiction
June 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Weasley is our King #dron
#dracomalfoy #ronweasley
June 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Less than a week until prompt reveals for April Showers Bring May Flowers fest…
February 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Lustoria | Drastoria | cuck Draco | NSFW

“Worthless…ungrateful…brat,” Lucius grumbles to himself. His son’s bed creaks beneath him as he snaps his hips. He grabs Astoria’s leg, extending it up, and places her ankle on his shoulder. As he sinks back into her, he groans.
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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#hprarepairs #lovenott //

It has only been a week since they had moved into the outdated flat outside the bustle of downtown. Luna had noticed he was deep in thought as she walked into the kitchen. The floor was cracked—the cabinets didn’t shut all the way, but it was theirs. Wrapping her arms
January 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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General rule for fanfic etiquette can be compared to someone gifting you a cake. 🎂

Privately telling a friend “it was dry, not my favourite” — ok

Declaring you hated it where the person could reasonably stumble upon that comment? Rude! No more cake for you.
January 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I wanna get better about posting here so enjoy this snippet of a one shot i woke up this morning and NEEDED to write🤭
January 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
should I be working on the next chapter of Delicate Lessons? Absolutely.

Am I working on a Charmione inspired by The Notebook to start posting after DL is done? Yes.

Am I also researching murder weapons for my FNAF fic? MHMM.
January 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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theodore nott
January 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This fic is eating up all of my writing time but I'm excited that I've been so productive. Feb 11th can't come soon enough 😂💚
January 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When the leafs fall quietly. A Draismione throuple fic, cause this pairing dosen't get enough love.

This is my first time trying to write a multi chap fic, so i'd really appreciate feedback and comments! 💕
archiveofourown.org/works/621062...
January 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
introduce yourself with:

📖 one book
🎥 one movie
💿 one album
📺 one tv show
January 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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✨ Share wow-worthy WIPs—snippets now support text colors and text decorations like bold and italics.
January 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Receiving the Eucharist ⛪️📿

I needed inspiration to finish a story I’ve been writing, and I think I found it 🫠

#snamione #sshg #priestsnape #nunhermione
January 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
oh, remus. the slut i am for you.

this was delicious🤭
Remione // insomnia Drabble // nsfw

He paces the room like a caged animal, the long hallway separating him from her temporary room doing nothing to dull his lupine senses.

All day long he could smell her, the arousal dripping into her knickers the sweetest temptation.
January 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Serial killer Theomione.

Those are my thoughts today.

That is all💋
January 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i just witnessed someone spread raspberry cheesecake on a toasted bagel and i fear i have never truly lived
January 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I am going to recommend anyone who is using Google Docs to switch over to @ellipsus.com They are Pro-NSFW, Anti-Ai, and some of the creators behind it write fanfiction. They added a feature to export to AO3 and now it has options for multiple chapters. ellipsus.com/blog/create-...
Create AO3 works and chapters from Ellipsus
Copy nicely formatted HTML and create or update works with just a few clicks. (Really!)
ellipsus.com
January 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m having thoughts and those thoughts may or may not be connected by the same plot bunny…

Vampire Antonin Dolohov

Partial Time Travel

and

Hermione is a Nott and both her and Theo are sorted into Gryffindor first year and mutually share the title of Family Disappointment

that is all🙂‍↕️
December 31, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Me having a plan for my next WIP after I finish Delicate lessons

*a one shot I wrote for a fest worming its way into my brain so I can write 150k words of backstory to it*
December 28, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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Hi #booksky please stop treating fics like published work ie rating them, putting them on goodreads, etc. Fics are GIFTS, not PRODUCTS. Thank you.
December 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I really tried to be polite about it but after receiving another comment that was frankly rude on the last ch of Enemies of the Heirs, Beware, I’m afraid I don’t have it in me to be polite anymore.

So, I’ll rant here.

*deep breath*

WRITERS OWE YOU NOTHING.

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December 13, 2024 at 5:51 PM