Sam Murphy
@kitahnji.bsky.social
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Sam Murphy
@kitahnji.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Btw if you know me and I haven't followed you back it's because I haven't noticed just say hi and let me know thanks 🙏
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I spent my break from work productively today 🫡
January 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I spent my break from work productively today 🫡
Soviet bureaucrat attempting to explain why his department still uses pen and paper to calculate corn quotas:
the computer causes such strife
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Soviet bureaucrat attempting to explain why his department still uses pen and paper to calculate corn quotas:
pros of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: boundless
cons of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: bound
cons of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: bound
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
pros of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: boundless
cons of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: bound
cons of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: bound
Getting really sick of twitter, not because of the people- I'm addicted to the insanity- but because my feed is only ever the same two dozen people. I KNOW AND LIKE MORE PEOPLE THAN THAT! STOP HIDING THEM FROM ME, ALGORITHM!!
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Getting really sick of twitter, not because of the people- I'm addicted to the insanity- but because my feed is only ever the same two dozen people. I KNOW AND LIKE MORE PEOPLE THAN THAT! STOP HIDING THEM FROM ME, ALGORITHM!!
Btw if you know me and I haven't followed you back it's because I haven't noticed just say hi and let me know thanks 🙏
November 19, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Btw if you know me and I haven't followed you back it's because I haven't noticed just say hi and let me know thanks 🙏
Made fun of this guy on twitter offhand and then checked his profile after I saw I got some likes for it and now I might just delete my twitter account for safety reasons
November 17, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Made fun of this guy on twitter offhand and then checked his profile after I saw I got some likes for it and now I might just delete my twitter account for safety reasons
Reposted by Sam Murphy
Anticommunism has always been the main pillar of fascism, which arose as a direct response to the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution and has been preoccupied with slandering communists ever since! Many of the still-repeated lies about communists you hear on “the left” originate from actual Nazi sources.
The person (anarchist) who made the main MAGA blocklist that's going around also made one for people that have the hammer & sickle in their name or profile, which should sound a few alarms.
November 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Anticommunism has always been the main pillar of fascism, which arose as a direct response to the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution and has been preoccupied with slandering communists ever since! Many of the still-repeated lies about communists you hear on “the left” originate from actual Nazi sources.
Twitter seems so dead tbh
November 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Twitter seems so dead tbh
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Got that leftism I’m wicked leftistic
November 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Got that leftism I’m wicked leftistic
Erm new followers hello I'm going to be more active here in the future
November 15, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Erm new followers hello I'm going to be more active here in the future
Thank you "Lockheed Skunk," I will go vote for genocide to stop the fascists from taking over! Surely showing a center-right candidate that genocide isn't a hard line for me will work out well and not backfire at all! Your Holocaust Harris fursona fan art is very inspiring!!
November 2, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Thank you "Lockheed Skunk," I will go vote for genocide to stop the fascists from taking over! Surely showing a center-right candidate that genocide isn't a hard line for me will work out well and not backfire at all! Your Holocaust Harris fursona fan art is very inspiring!!
Reposted by Sam Murphy
Reposted by Sam Murphy
If someone was stupid enough to give me access to a military base what could I do that's useful on a scale of reasonable but moderate to impossible and suicidal
October 17, 2024 at 3:52 PM
If someone was stupid enough to give me access to a military base what could I do that's useful on a scale of reasonable but moderate to impossible and suicidal
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #673,145!
September 21, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #673,145!
I'm gonna try to start using this app more than Twitter and will be tweeting a screenshot of whatever I post here to keep people updated and encourage others to move over
September 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I'm gonna try to start using this app more than Twitter and will be tweeting a screenshot of whatever I post here to keep people updated and encourage others to move over
Woah hey since when did I get 20 followers in here lol
November 13, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Woah hey since when did I get 20 followers in here lol
If it says "translated by memri TV" you know you're about to read the funniest thing you've seen in your life
November 13, 2023 at 5:13 PM
If it says "translated by memri TV" you know you're about to read the funniest thing you've seen in your life
@presidentobama.bsky.social thank you President Obama for bombing those children, I'm glad you're such an upstanding man. You're an inspiration to us all
October 10, 2023 at 9:24 PM
@presidentobama.bsky.social thank you President Obama for bombing those children, I'm glad you're such an upstanding man. You're an inspiration to us all
@junlper.bsky.social some ppl on twitter want to know if you'll be back or if you're staying here
Feel free to stay here as it gives me a good reason to open the app, not coming back would be the funniest option
Feel free to stay here as it gives me a good reason to open the app, not coming back would be the funniest option
October 9, 2023 at 4:55 AM
@junlper.bsky.social some ppl on twitter want to know if you'll be back or if you're staying here
Feel free to stay here as it gives me a good reason to open the app, not coming back would be the funniest option
Feel free to stay here as it gives me a good reason to open the app, not coming back would be the funniest option
My Twitter account got banned, yes the account named kitahnji is me
September 5, 2023 at 10:07 AM
My Twitter account got banned, yes the account named kitahnji is me