King Of The Bees
@kingofthebees.bsky.social
Union Steward. NYT Voted Worlds Yoinkiest Sploinker. Bees Enthusiest. He/Him.
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Fuck it, media reviews are back baby.
Gonna be posting my short reviews here now whenever I get the urge to.
Gonna be posting my short reviews here now whenever I get the urge to.
Me watching literally any movie with the wife and they start doing CPR wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me watching literally any movie with the wife and they start doing CPR wrong.
You can tell when insufferable Tradcaths haven't actually played Honest Hearts via how they flanderize Joshua Graham. He even realizes he's full of shit during his good ending.
Additionally Daniel is a huge chode, but he's completely right about Graham from the jump when you ask about him.
Additionally Daniel is a huge chode, but he's completely right about Graham from the jump when you ask about him.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You can tell when insufferable Tradcaths haven't actually played Honest Hearts via how they flanderize Joshua Graham. He even realizes he's full of shit during his good ending.
Additionally Daniel is a huge chode, but he's completely right about Graham from the jump when you ask about him.
Additionally Daniel is a huge chode, but he's completely right about Graham from the jump when you ask about him.
It is genuinely baffling how much worse Finn Wolfhard has gotten as an actor as he's gotten older.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It is genuinely baffling how much worse Finn Wolfhard has gotten as an actor as he's gotten older.
This should have gotten a GOTY nomination over Death Stranding but didn't off of a technicality and I will die mad about it.
Blue Prince is $19.79 on Steam buff.ly/jCS1eb9
$22.49 XBL buff.ly/lpoS6uj
Deck playable
also on PS+ Extra/Game Pass Ultimate
$22.49 XBL buff.ly/lpoS6uj
Deck playable
also on PS+ Extra/Game Pass Ultimate
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This should have gotten a GOTY nomination over Death Stranding but didn't off of a technicality and I will die mad about it.
Me when its time to slander Invisigal.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Me when its time to slander Invisigal.
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The GOP want the general public to care about Charlie Kirk getting got and Trump nearly getting domed so bad, but they spent 30 years conditioning the american public to move past shootings instantly so they don't demand gun control so it's impossible and clearly frustrating them
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The GOP want the general public to care about Charlie Kirk getting got and Trump nearly getting domed so bad, but they spent 30 years conditioning the american public to move past shootings instantly so they don't demand gun control so it's impossible and clearly frustrating them
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Priests being arrested
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Priests being arrested
My favorite subgenre of product is "What can we make out of the shit that just FELL onto the factory floor that rubes will buy?"
(I'd buy it)
(I'd buy it)
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My favorite subgenre of product is "What can we make out of the shit that just FELL onto the factory floor that rubes will buy?"
(I'd buy it)
(I'd buy it)
> Got married
> Negotiated a new CBA contract at work
> Dick Cheney died
> GOP got belt to ass nationwide and are likely cooked for the foreseeable future in Virginia
I am having a GREAT week.
> Negotiated a new CBA contract at work
> Dick Cheney died
> GOP got belt to ass nationwide and are likely cooked for the foreseeable future in Virginia
I am having a GREAT week.
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
> Got married
> Negotiated a new CBA contract at work
> Dick Cheney died
> GOP got belt to ass nationwide and are likely cooked for the foreseeable future in Virginia
I am having a GREAT week.
> Negotiated a new CBA contract at work
> Dick Cheney died
> GOP got belt to ass nationwide and are likely cooked for the foreseeable future in Virginia
I am having a GREAT week.
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every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
This is unironcally my mother.
how is this real
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is unironcally my mother.
Blacked out from glee this weekend but I got married to the kindest, prettiest, woman in the world and nobody can tell me SHIT.
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Blacked out from glee this weekend but I got married to the kindest, prettiest, woman in the world and nobody can tell me SHIT.
It: Welcome To Derry is BRUTAL holy shit
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It: Welcome To Derry is BRUTAL holy shit
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS BITCH RAAAAAAAHHHHHH
October 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS BITCH RAAAAAAAHHHHHH
House Of Leaves being my first book after not reading at all for a long time feels like if you hadn't played video games for a few years, then proceeded to boot up Elden Ring and IMMEDIATELY fight Redahn.
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
House Of Leaves being my first book after not reading at all for a long time feels like if you hadn't played video games for a few years, then proceeded to boot up Elden Ring and IMMEDIATELY fight Redahn.
Had a dream that I was locked in a megachurch, woke up in a cold sweat, and proceeded to make this.
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Had a dream that I was locked in a megachurch, woke up in a cold sweat, and proceeded to make this.
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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/govern...
Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown
Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED. www.wired.com/story/govern...
The lion ignores the noises his car has been making for the past 6 months.
October 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The lion ignores the noises his car has been making for the past 6 months.
I legitimately think ive died more to Scylla and The Sirens more than any boss in Hades 1 man, woof.
September 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I legitimately think ive died more to Scylla and The Sirens more than any boss in Hades 1 man, woof.
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So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
Charlie Kirk was a bitch loser who had it coming.
My name is Kevin Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles and during work hours you may find me at One Lincoln Financial Field Way, Philadelphia, PA 19148
My name is Kevin Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles and during work hours you may find me at One Lincoln Financial Field Way, Philadelphia, PA 19148
name.is
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Charlie Kirk was a bitch loser who had it coming.
My name is Kevin Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles and during work hours you may find me at One Lincoln Financial Field Way, Philadelphia, PA 19148
My name is Kevin Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles and during work hours you may find me at One Lincoln Financial Field Way, Philadelphia, PA 19148
Of course the very first time I start Dak in fantasy he plays like ass against the Giants for the first time in his career.
Really this is my fault.
Really this is my fault.
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Of course the very first time I start Dak in fantasy he plays like ass against the Giants for the first time in his career.
Really this is my fault.
Really this is my fault.