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lightsaber.ninja
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He/Him | Xe/Xem | Dude/Bruh

Trying to stay sucker-free but the road is paved with lollipops. & the drivers are all Dumdums.
@blessingjr.bsky.social

In case Mike doesn't skeet his blues or whatever
2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/beta/i...
2XKO Closed Beta - Invite
2XKO is Riot Games' upcoming 2v2 team-based fighting game with League of Legends Champions.
2xko.riotgames.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I'm not at all a fan of Charlie Kirk and disagree vehemently with everything he said and did in his life. But that's it, I just wanted to say that.
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The WSJ posted Trump's birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein:

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Every time Taco Bell has a new menu item, I wish for a Fahey review
For no reason other than just keeping the memory alive, RIP Mike Fahey.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For no reason other than just keeping the memory alive, RIP Mike Fahey.
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I had a stupid idea...
August 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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LOOK AT THIS SHIT: ICE smashed someone’s windows, yanked them out, and then arrested the United States citizen who filmed it.

That’s not “immigration enforcement.”
This government is out here punishing witnesses.

Fascism is HERE.
June 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Feels like a good time to revisit MGS4...🤔

#MetalGear #WarEconomy
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Boy can't wait for May next year. I'm gonna pay $100 to be one of the first people to buy a Shark Card
May 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Been thinking about Kyle Gass's birthday wish lately...🤔
May 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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If you can “sneak onto” a signal chat, prolly shouldn’t have used signal right?
March 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Grok seems to think the portrait is accurate...
March 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So... The amount of games available for touchscreen play on XBOX Game Streaming is genuinely impressive.

The actual controls themself though... Fucking suck
March 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@katystoll.bsky.social
Just had to say...

It's good that you keep trying to empathize and understand people.

In the end, our "side" is humanity. We do the right thing because it's the right thing to do.

Not because it looks good. Not because it feels good. But because it IS good.
February 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names
February 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Inflation so bad it raised the flu and now BIRDS gettin it... smh

Can't wait for my boy to lower egg prices
February 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
People complain about watching movies on phones like we didn't watch VHS tapes on a 13in CRT
February 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Team Dehdehbon's Steam store page is now live! PRETTY PLEASE (with a cherry on top) go wishlist it!

#gamedev #indiedev
January 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM