#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕
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#𝟙 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕕
@kingdomsbestdad.bsky.social
· Apr 25
𝔹𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕖𝕣, 𝟛𝟞
ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ
ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ, ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ!
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ.
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜.
𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲.
『 #MarioRP x #NintendoRP x #MVRP 』
𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰↴
ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ
ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ, ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ!
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ.
𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜.
𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲.
『 #MarioRP x #NintendoRP x #MVRP 』
𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰↴
❝Probably. Whatever those are.❞
May 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
❝Probably. Whatever those are.❞
❝I officially hate all magical talking animals.❞
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
❝I officially hate all magical talking animals.❞
❝WHAT THE SHELL DID I JUST COME BACK TO? HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT?!❞
May 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
❝WHAT THE SHELL DID I JUST COME BACK TO? HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT?!❞
❝Is that a little blue metal Mario...?❞
May 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
❝Is that a little blue metal Mario...?❞
❝WHOEVER KEEPS DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUG, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN RIGHT NOW!❞
May 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
❝WHOEVER KEEPS DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUG, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN RIGHT NOW!❞
❝Well, then I need Mamba’s contact info so she doesn’t leave you alone out here!❞
Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.
Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.
" No. Bosa.
She's my mom's lover. "
She's my mom's lover. "
❝Mufasa?❞
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
❝Well, then I need Mamba’s contact info so she doesn’t leave you alone out here!❞
Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.
Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.
❝Mufasa?❞
" I already got Mama Bosa. "
❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
❝Mufasa?❞
❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞
She would just listen on to the call, raising a brow.
Then the idea of going back to another kingdom.
" Nuh uh. "
Then the idea of going back to another kingdom.
" Nuh uh. "
Bowsers eyes suddenly widened, looking back at the child, before whispering to his phone, hoping she wouldn’t hear.
❝… I love you too, bye.❞
Quickly hanging up and fully turning back to face her.
❝Hello, pointy eared child! Would you like to come back to the Koopa Kingdom for a little while?!❞
❝… I love you too, bye.❞
Quickly hanging up and fully turning back to face her.
❝Hello, pointy eared child! Would you like to come back to the Koopa Kingdom for a little while?!❞
April 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞
❝You FORGOT your sunscreen?!❞
" did ya LOOK AT ME !? I'm all red 'n sore. .
forgot my sunscreen. . "
forgot my sunscreen. . "
❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
❝You FORGOT your sunscreen?!❞
❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞
" HOW.
I'm in pain, lemme alone. "
I'm in pain, lemme alone. "
❝You are PUSHING it!❞
April 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞
❝You are PUSHING it!❞
squint back.
" frick. that better ? "
" frick. that better ? "
Squint.
❝Language.❞
❝Language.❞
April 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
❝You are PUSHING it!❞
🌺: I did way too much there:
April 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🌺: I did way too much there:
Squint.
❝Language.❞
❝Language.❞
I look like a fucking strawberry.
( forgot to put sunscreen on. )
( forgot to put sunscreen on. )
April 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Squint.
❝Language.❞
❝Language.❞
❝…❞
With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera.
❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-
With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera.
❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-
She'd blink, before looking to the side.
" Dead. "
" Dead. "
❝… Ugh.❞
He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.
❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞
He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.
❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞
April 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
❝…❞
With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera.
❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-
With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera.
❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-
❝… Ugh.❞
He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.
❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞
He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.
❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞
Staring.
" Big lizard. . . "
" Big lizard. . . "
SQUINT.
April 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
❝… Ugh.❞
He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.
❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞
He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present.
❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞
SQUINT.
playing around with a lizard.
April 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
SQUINT.
❝… Oh.❞
" Being treated as a normal person. "
❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞
April 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
❝… Oh.❞
❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞
( she's in disguise. )
I'm just a normal Hylian girl. Who likes. . . bread. And Complaining all the time.
I'm just a normal Hylian girl. Who likes. . . bread. And Complaining all the time.
April 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞
❝AND I’M THE BAD GUY?!❞
$80 digital and $90 physical.
❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞
April 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
❝AND I’M THE BAD GUY?!❞
❝Well… Yeah! She’s Princess Peach!❞
“Am I supposed to? I’ve certainly never met them.”
❝You don’t know who Princess Peach is?!❞
April 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
❝Well… Yeah! She’s Princess Peach!❞
Baggy eyes and coffee mug that says #1 Dad.
April 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Baggy eyes and coffee mug that says #1 Dad.
❝I don’t stay rich by spending money recklessly!❞
"Aren't you a king? That's still merely a dent in your bank account."
❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞
April 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
❝I don’t stay rich by spending money recklessly!❞
❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞
April 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞
❝You don’t know who Princess Peach is?!❞
“Why do you say that?”
❝… I get the slightest inkling we will be enemies.❞
April 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
❝You don’t know who Princess Peach is?!❞