Bowsers eyes suddenly widened, looking back at the child, before whispering to his phone, hoping she wouldn’t hear.

❝… I love you too, bye.❞

Quickly hanging up and fully turning back to face her.

❝Hello, pointy eared child! Would you like to come back to the Koopa Kingdom for a little while?!❞

and turning back around.

❝I’m not saying KEEP the thing… I just was thinking to take her in and call the other kingdoms. See if we can pawn her off on them or something! She ain’t a Koopa, they might take her!❞

“Oy vey… FINE! But you’re are NOT having another one!”

❝I know, I know…❞

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Kamek!

His surrogate father and person he goes to when he plans on making decisions that are likely not terribly responsible.

❝… Heeeeyyy. Uh, so I found a kid out here…❞

“ABSOLUTELY NOT! You have SEVEN including your birth son!”

❝I’M NOT-❞ glances back at the child, before lowering his voice-

❝YOU CAN MAKE A CAKE WHENEVER YOU WANT! I’ve been setting this up for SIX MONTHS!❞