Pulling a new phone from... Somewhere, Bowser squinted at the tiny screen... Before putting his reading glasses on.

Using his one finger, he typed away a long drawn out message.

❝Dear... NOT Peach. I regret to inform you that I simply cannot bring myself to love anyone other than -❞

If you want a little summary of how this interpretation of Bowser will be, it'll be entirely unserious, silly, and even mundane.

Some inspirations from Doofenshmirtz.

I'll probably update this pinned some day when I'm not feeling lazy.

𝔹𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕖𝕣, 𝟛𝟞

ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ
ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ, ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ!

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ.

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜.
𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲.

『 #MarioRP x #NintendoRP x #MVRP 』

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰↴